stalingrad Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious stalingrad puns

Stalin and Hitler

Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke?

Hitler: Sure Broh

Stalin: Stalingrad

Hitler: I Don't Get It

Stalin: Exactly

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Have you heard about German GPS?

It stops at Stalingrad.

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If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits

Does that make him a Stalingrad?

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There are two freezing germans at Stalingrad, and one turns to the other and says...

Gott mit uns.

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Why does the alt-right hate snowflakes so much?

It gives them Stalingrad flashbacks.

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why stalingrad was the dream of all poor russians?

because it was full of rubles

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What did Hitler say to the USSR during the Battle of Stalingrad?

You guys are just Stalin' for time!

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The Germans haven't suffered a loss this bad since Stalingrad

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Why do fascists hate snowflakes?

Because of Stalingrad flashbacks

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Why do conservatives get triggered by snowflakes?

Because it reminds them of Stalingrad.

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The temperature disliked by all nazis?

43 Stalingrad.

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For Sale: Soviet Wool Sweater

Worn in Stalingrad, good condition.
Bullet holes in back.

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What are the most funny Stalingrad jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Stalingrad? Well, here are the best Stalingrad dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Stalingrad pick up lines to share with friends.

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