The Best 10 Stalingrad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stalingrad jokes. There are some stalingrad germans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stalingrad hermann puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stalingrad Jokes and Puns

Stalin and Hitler

Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke?

Hitler: Sure Broh

Stalin: Stalingrad

Hitler: I Don't Get It

Stalin: Exactly

Hitler and Stalin are having a conversation

Hitler: Tell me a joke
Stalin: Stalingrad
Hitler: I don't get it
Stalin: Exactly

Have you heard about German GPS?

It stops at Stalingrad.

Stalingrad joke, Have you heard about German GPS?

If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits

Does that make him a Stalingrad?

There are two freezing germans at Stalingrad, and one turns to the other and says...

Gott mit uns.


Why does the alt-right hate snowflakes so much?

It gives them Stalingrad flashbacks.

why stalingrad was the dream of all poor russians?

because it was full of rubles

Stalingrad joke, why stalingrad was the dream of all poor russians?

What did Hitler say to the USSR during the Battle of Stalingrad?

You guys are just Stalin' for time!

For Sale: Soviet Wool Sweater

Worn in Stalingrad, good condition.
Bullet holes in back.

The Germans haven't suffered a loss this bad since Stalingrad

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