Following is our collection of funny Stalemate jokes. There are some stalemate stagnation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stalemate checkmate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It ended in a stalemate.
In order for a stalemate you need black pieces
It's stalemate
I'll start:
What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?
He had a stalemate.
Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.
A stalemate.
Stalemate.
Because it was stalemate
How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.
What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!
What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.
And that sketching contest? A draw.
A stalemate.
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