The Best 11 Stalemate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stalemate jokes. There are some stalemate stagnation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stalemate checkmate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stalemate Jokes and Puns

Two slices of bread are competing to see who would stay fresh the longest.

It ended in a stalemate.

People say congress is in a stalemate, but that isn't true

In order for a stalemate you need black pieces

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Stalemate joke, What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

Post the worst joke you can think on the fly.

I'll start:

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

The Amish Space Program is at a stalemate

Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.


What is the leading cause of divorce in long term marriages?

A stalemate.

What do you call a necrophiliac's long term girlfriend?

Stalemate.

Stalemate joke, What do you call a necrophiliac's long term girlfriend?

Why did the chess player throw away his bread?

Because it was stalemate

Competitions.

How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.

What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!

What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.

And that sketching contest? A draw.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

I saw a stalemate between two bits of grass in CancΓΊn.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stalemate endgame jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stalemate crumb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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