Stalemate Jokes
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Two slice of bread are competing to see who would stay fresh the longest.
It ended in a stalemate.
People say congress is in a stalemate, but that isn't true
In order for a stalemate you need black pieces
What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?
It's stalemate
If two loaves of bread are lovers, and one stays outside too long, what do you call it?
A stalemate.
The Amish Space Program is at a stalemate
Jebediah and the boys just cannot figure out how to get the horses to go vertical.
Post the worst joke you can think on the fly.
I'll start:
What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?
He had a stalemate.
What is the leading cause of divorce in long term marriages?
A stalemate.
What do you call a necrophiliac's long term girlfriend?
Stalemate.
Why did the chess player throw away his bread?
Because it was stalemate
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