Stale Jokes

Funniest Stale Short Jokes

Short stale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stale humour may include short stinky jokes also.

1. I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week. Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
   He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
   So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
2. What's the difference between 9gag and a Russian sauna? One is full of male steam, the other is full of stale memes.
3. What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a stale Pepsi? The stale Pepsi won't write a song about me after I dump it.
4. Two Australians are fighting over the last loaf of bread at the supermarket They're both holding on to the loaf when one of them says:
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   It's stale mate.
5. An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said "It was stale, mate."
6. Hey did you hear about this new Netflix series? About a one-armed chef who creates food that tastes like it's already old and outdated. I think it's called "The Hand Made Stale"
7. You know what the biggest problem with Australian Chess jokes is? They're getting stale, mate.
8. There's a new social media app created by the bakers' union called breadit . You can buy a loaf on it but only if it's stale and has been posted by 6 bakers in the last week.
9. Stale Joke I dream I was climbing a tree.....
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   But it was really a two..... :|
10. I was playing chess with my friend, who is a cartoon anthropomorphised loaf of bread. The game lasted so long I ended up with a stale mate.

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Stale One Liners

Which stale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stale? I can suggest the ones about outdated and pale.

1. I have a joke about stale bread Unfortunately it's kinda crumby
2. As a slice of stale bread, I used to hate mold. But it's growing on me.
3. sometimes I go to a bread museum it gets stale after going for a while
4. I was trying to eat a stale baguette Safe to say, it was a pain
5. Why shouldn't you eat a chess sandwich? It's stale, mate.
6. Why couldn't the Australian general win the war on bread? Because it was stale, mate.
7. Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!
8. What is it called when a King and Queen have no children? A stale mating.
9. Marriage is like a sale at a store... When everything gets stale, everything's 50% off
10. What kind of water wouldn't and australian suggest you drink before a fight? Stale mate
11. A bread pun Sorry, it's gone stale
12. If you smell like stale beer,chicken nuggets, and farts You might be a white supremenist!
13. What did the stale taco say to the stale chip "At least I've got meat in me"
14. Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens
15. What do you call a stale potato? There's no such thing you sunovabitch!

Witty Stale Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about stale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nasty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stale pranks.