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Great idea; terrible execution.
A man walks into a meat shop and asks if he can have a nice cut of prime steak. The butcher goes to the back of the shop but comes back empty handed. The man asks why he didn't bring back any meat, and the butcher replies "the meat was on the top shelf and I couldn't reach it... The stakes were just too high.
His life was at stake.
Badum psh.
...or a kid. Either way, the wooden stake worked.
Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.
It was a missed steak.
Why do Vampires make poor project managers?
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders.
(why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)
When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died.
I'm not worried though, I'm not a vampire so it wont kill me.
One stake should be enough
I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died
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Ah! Kenya fucken not mate!
A missed stake
Stake 'n Shake
Order the stake, she'll love it
I'm now the main stake holder.
But Not Kevin Spacey. There Is No Heart To Begin With
They're calling it "The Stake Out."
She had her reputation at stake.
Because he sold his sole to the Devil.
It was a stake sandwich.
Burnham at the stake.
He wanted to get them on a high stake.
My missed stake
Both die when you stick a wooden stake in their hearts
Having a stake out.
They just can't get the stake out.
... because no one puts any stake in them.
Me and the Mrs went for a meal , things got a bit kinkey so I started rubbing my foot up her leg........ anyway I got a stake and she got toad in the hole
Stake
A stake!
With a cheese stake.
They don't eat at stake houses.
I answered being burned at the stake, and when asked why, I said Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop .
Stake kills him.
She like to stay out all night, all of her guy friends invite her over before she can visit them and she always seems genuinely concerned when I try to stab her with a wooden stake.
She's the new Miss Stake.
Flaming yawn.
...w/ no legs? Ground beef.
...w/ 1 leg? Stake.
...w/ 2 legs? Lean beef.
...w/ 3 legs? Tri-tip.
...w/ 4 legs? A cow, you dummy.
...w/ 4 legs in the air? High stakes.
...w/ 5 legs? Chernobull.
...w/ no hind legs? An udder drag.
...w/ a twitch? Beef jerky.
I could keep going but I've milked this joke dry
Ground beef
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Stake
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom!
Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.
They always want you to pick your cut from the case before you are seated.
I wouldn't know whether to ask customers to stake their claim or claim their steak.
A stake.
still don't know why it had a bucket of candy tho.
Vampires flee as soon as you raise the stake.
He heard stake was bad for his heart.
Because they refuse to meet with stake holders
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