Stairway Heaven Jokes
35 stairway heaven jokes and hilarious stairway heaven puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stairway heaven that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Stairway Heaven Short Jokes
Short stairway heaven jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stairway heaven humour may include short stairway to heaven jokes also.
- I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible.
- my from 10y daughter. so proud! Yo mama is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his fingers, only half of her dissappeared! - How do drummers ask if they can take a break? It's quite simple
Hey, you guys think we can work on stairway to heaven for a bit? - What do catholic priests and Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven have in common? They both play in A Minor.
- A psychologist walking the stairway to heaven arrives at the pearly gates ... Says: You should write a book
- Yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven. And she cracked the highway to h**....
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Stairway Heaven One Liners
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- How many guitarist does it take to play stairway to heaven? Apparently all of them
- Stairway to Heaven A very sad song for the handicapped.
- Whats Stephen Hawking's least favorite song? Stairway to Heaven
- Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
- Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
- What is Kathy Durant's favorite song? Stairway to heaven.
- Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
- Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
- What do you call a Chinese built stairway? A stairway to heaven.
- What do you take if the stairway to heaven is out of order? The L evator
- What do you call a staircase with no railing in an old folks home? A stairway to heaven.
- I trust the highway to h**..., but not the stairway to heaven because it's up to something.
Hilarious Stairway Heaven Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about stairway heaven you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gates of heaven jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stairway heaven pranks.
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
A stairway builder was retiring
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board
I wanted to see if I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet.
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and how come he had not gone to the after life yet?"
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there IS a stairway to heaven.
Yo momma is so lazy...
Yo momma is so lazy that when she died and went to heaven, god told her to climb the stairway to enter and she said no.
So then god sent her to h**....
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My younger son is on a yo momma joke kick right now in life and said this one to me in the car. I know it's a terrible yo momma joke, but it had me cracking up because of the dark ending.
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
An argument in a bar
There are two men in a bar. One of them happens to be a paraplegic in a wheelchair.
An argument begins between the two men and gets heated and one man punches the man in the wheelchair knocking him down. The man who was in the wheelchair looks up at the man who knocked him down and responds
You May have one this one but when we meet in heaven I'll get you back
The other man replies
That won't happen for 2 reasons.
1, I just hit a cripple in a bar I'm not going to heaven.
2, there's a stairway to heaven not a ramp.