Staircase Jokes
51 staircase jokes and hilarious staircase puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about staircase that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Staircase Short Jokes
Short staircase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The staircase humour may include short stairway jokes also.
- I built a staircase using an online tutorial! When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step.
- What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder.
One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry - I asked my handyman why did he paint my staircase white He was indeed puzzled. The only thing I got from him is a blank stair
- When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport. Where it goes is up to you.
- Every day, I find a staircase in some building, disassemble one of the stairs, and leave with it. I just like to take things, one step at a time.
- My health app says I took 8562 steps today How does it know I've been stealing all those staircases?
- So a staircase said something to me the other day... Actually I lied, it just stared at me.
- I just witnessed my friend fall on the staircase, he was badly hurt so i came running and asked: Are the stairs ok?
- Q: What goes black and white Black
White
Black
White
Black
White?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Q2: What goes green a few days later?
A: The same nun at the bottom of the staircase. - A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door.
And then a staircase.
I don't think hes alright, can someone get a doctor?
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Staircase One Liners
Which staircase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with staircase? I can suggest the ones about stair lift and falling stairs.
- My wife conceived on the staircase I guess I have a step child now
- I got into a fight with a moving staircase. It just escalated so quickly!
- What's the secret to building a staircase? Just take it step-by-step
- I fell down the staircase once It hurt but my friends thought it was hystairical
- Why did the staircase had bad relationship with his mom? because his mom was his stepmom.
- What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador.
- How to: Climb a staircase. Step one, Step two,
Step three,
Step four... - I really don't trust staircases They're always up to something.
- Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
- What do you call a staircase with no railing in an old folks home? A stairway to heaven.
- My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral
- I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger
- I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case....
- What's another way of saying attempted m**...? Marble Staircase.
Staircase Wit Jokes
Here is a list of funny staircase wit jokes and even better staircase wit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later.
Laughable Staircase Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about staircase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean climbing stairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make staircase pranks.
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The Butcher's Daughter
A butcher lives in a tiny apartment above his tinier shop. He is awakened in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from downstairs. He tiptoes down the staircase and peers into his shop to discover his daughter m**... with a large liverwurst on his butcher's block.
The butcher is mortified, but heads back upstairs to bed, trying to erase what he just witnessed from his mind.
In the morning a woman enters the store and starts picking out meats.
"...and finally, I'll need about a half a pound of liverwurst".
"Er...we're actually out of that..."
The woman looks perplexed, and points with her thumb to the liverwurst displayed inches away from her.
"So what's that then?"
"That...that is my son-in-law."
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The Two Nuns and the Blind man.
There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" yells out one of the nuns.
"It's me, the blind man." replies the man at the door.
"Ok, come on up." calls the second nun.
A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened.
"Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"
Bu dum tss
Life Time Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"
The suavest save
One day, a handsome young fireman was on duty and was called to a burning home. He was told upon arrival that the house was only going to remain standing for another couple of minutes and that a young woman was trapped on the upper floor of the house. Without wasting a moment, he bravely made his way to the top floor, after quickly rushing through a sea of flames and sprinting past an inferno that was fueled by the skeleton of what used to be a staircase. Upon finding a beautiful young lady upstairs, seemingly his own age, he exclaimed, "come quick! The roof won't last much longer! We've got to go!" She revealed that her ankle was hurt and she told him he had to carry her. He hoisted her up, carried her towards the front door and tells her, "you know, you're the first pregnant girl I've ever rescued." The young lady was surprised and somewhat offended at this, replying, "but I'm not pregnant?" And the fireman, with a wink, suavely replied, "well you're not rescued yet."
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How does that heaven joke go?
Ages ago, I read this joke about a man dying, and as he ascends the pearly staircase, increasingly attractive women with increasingly large amounts of gold urge him a level higher for some really promising reward. Eventually, he reaches the top, and there's a man who makes Jabba the Hutt look like a s**... god, and his name is some kind of s**... pun on the earlier promise.
I just can't for the life of me remember the specifics of the joke. Has anyone else heard it?
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Have you ever wondered what would happen...
if a v**... rooster layed a fertilized egg at the top of an infinite staircase?
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An Indian joke translated to english
A teenage girl wearing a skirt climbing up a staircase sees boys on the ground floor looking up and laughing. She goes to her mom and complains.
Girl: "Mom, boys saw me climbing up the stairs and were laughing"
Mom: "Oh dear, they must be laughing cuz they could see your p**..."
Girl: "But I wasn't wearing any!"
Did you hear about the fight that broke out on the moving staircase when somebody turned up the voltage?
*It escalated really fast!*
I told a police officer a joke about a moving staircase and he put me in cuffs!
Well that escalated quickly.
What goes bump in the night?
A baby falling down a staircase.
What goes bump in the day?
The mother tripping on the stair landing.
I tried to build a new up staircase to the second floor out of duck feathers.
But they ended up down stairs.
You have two options
You can either starve to death in this hole, or climb the vertical staircase to get out.
Personally, I would take the ladder
A blonde, brunette, and a red-head go to heaven
They meet St. Peter at a staircase with 100 stairs
St. Peter says, "To get to the gates, you need to climb the stairs, but on each stair is a joke or a riddle. If you laugh, you have to start over."
The red-head goes first. She gets to the first step and laughs.
The brunette goes next. She gets to the thirty second step, then laughs.
The blonde goes last. She got to the final step, and laughed.
St. Peter asks, "You were so close. Why did you laugh?"
The blonde replies, "I finally got the joke from the first step."
an old arabic joke my uncle told me
a dumb guy fell down and hurt his back badly, he had to go to the hospital
the doctor told him: "just take this cream and apply it to the area of injury"
he went home and rubbed the cream on the staircase.
