Following is our collection of funny Stair jokes. There are some stair floor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stair climb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
There once was a fellow named Blair
Who was having his girl on the stair
On the 44th stroke
The banister broke
So he finished her off in the air.
Actually I lied, it just stared at me.
She says it drives her up the wall
Step 1
You couldnt be more condescending.
Stair Wares
All I could do was stair.
One day, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.
God told them that there were 1,000 stairs to reach heaven, and on every stair he would tell them a joke. If they laughed, or even just smiled, they would not make it into heaven.
The redhead managed to make it to the 45th step before laughing.
The brunette reached 200 and cracked a smile.
The blonde made it all the way to the 999th step and burst out in laughter before God had even told his joke.
"Why are you laughing when I haven't even told my joke yet?" God asked the Blonde.
"I just got the first one!" she answered.
He uses Stair Force One.
I feel like they're always up to something.
Who screwed his wife on the stair.
The bannister broke,
So he quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in the air.
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They're always one step ahead.
"Sir. Finishing this flight."
They have their ups and downs.
But I've heard their use is going down.
They drive me right up the wall
The situation is escalating
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
Escalator: All he does is stair.
Stair: Well that escalated quickly!
The instructions were only a few steps, but they went on forever.
A baby falling down a staircase.
What goes bump in the day?
The mother tripping on the stair landing.
But I couldn't even put it together because the instructions were step-by-step.
A very sad song for the handicapped.
Those things drive me up the wall!
They're always up to something or bringing me down.
They drive me up the wall
Because they're always up to something
because his mom was his stepmom.
He said, It's driving me up the wall.
Stairs.
They meet St. Peter at a staircase with 100 stairs
St. Peter says, "To get to the gates, you need to climb the stairs, but on each stair is a joke or a riddle. If you laugh, you have to start over."
The red-head goes first. She gets to the first step and laughs.
The brunette goes next. She gets to the thirty second step, then laughs.
The blonde goes last. She got to the final step, and laughed.
St. Peter asks, "You were so close. Why did you laugh?"
The blonde replies, "I finally got the joke from the first step."
Well theres a high way to hell but only a stair way to heaven
but the banister broke so he doubled his stroke and finished her off in mid air!
He gave me a blank stair.
On each stair they were told a joke, and they got funnier every stair higher.
The first brunette only made it to the first stair.
The second brunette made it to the fifth stair before she laughed.
The blonde slowly made her way up all the stairs, until finally she was at the 99th stair, where she let out a chuckle.
The brunettes, in awe of how well she did, asked her why she laughed.
She replied I finally got the first joke
They drive me up the friggin wall
He was indeed puzzled. The only thing I got from him is a blank stair
I think she's going to take me up on it.
They're step-by-step.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stair rung jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stair hallway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.