The Best 6 Stainless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stainless jokes. There are some stainless real jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stainless poland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stainless Jokes and Puns

A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is...

... a stainless steal.

I built the most American guitar ever

Made completely out of mirror polished, stainless steel from the World Trade Center in the shape of a bald eagle carrying a rifle.

Only has one octave, but I enjoy playing it, from C to shining C.

A theft without any proof left behind-

Stainless steal.

What do you call it when a thief steals something without leaving any clues behind?

Stainless Steal

In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper...

However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish....


My stainless steel scissor rusted

How ironic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stainless nonstop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stainless metal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes