Following is our collection of funny Stain jokes. There are some stain bedsheets jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stain toilette puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A hot blond walks into a Dry cleaners. She tells the teller "I need to get a stain removed from my sweater. The teller being a little hard of hearing asks "Come again?" To which she replied " No, its mustard."
That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell "come Stain!"
How ironic.
At the dispensary there is a stain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile.
#LegalWeedJokes
A pretty young girl goes into a her local dry-cleaners with an evening dress under her arm. She shows the dress to the old man behind the counter and asks
"It's really not too dirty except for this one stain, can you take care of the stain for me, please?"
The old man is hard of hearing and says
"Come again?"
The girl replies
"No, just some mustard."
She hands him her dress which has a huge stain in the front. She pays him and says "I need this dress for a party. So can you please get it cleaned by Thursday?" Now the dry cleaner was very old and couldn't hear properly so he asks her "Come again?"
The blonde blushes furiously and says "No, it is mayonnaise this time"
He asks the laundress to get a stain out of the dress, but she doesn't quite hear him with the machines running.
"Come again?" she says.
"Actually, it's mustard this time."
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"
The Clerk: "Come again?"
Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"
Ancient grease
Guy says, "Sorry, it's genetic."
You can explore stain underwear reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean stain smudge dad jokes. There are also stain puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
blonde: "Could you get this stain out for me please"
cashier: "COME AGAIN?"
blonde: "NO ITS MUSTARD THIS TIME"
Those were my grandfather's dyeing words.
Husband replies " I'm also in shock , i was full naked that time"
He'll probably ask his wife to clean it.
Unopened condition. Small stain. As is.
Come Stain!
"Do you think you'll be able to get the stain out?" she asks.
"Come again?" the man at the counter responds.
"No, mustard," Monica replies
Clerk: Hello ma'am, what can we do for you?
Woman: I would like to drop off my coat.
Clerk: Ok, what would you like us to do with it?
Woman: I would like you to get the stain out of the collar area.
Clerk: Come again?
Woman: No, it's mustard this time.
Blonde walks into a dry cleaner with her sweater and asks the clerk how much it would cost to get the stain out. The clerk didn't hear her turns to her and says come again? The blonde giggles and says no it's just mustard this time
Now I wish we'd named our son that.
Residude.
Husband responds How can it be me when I know it was you who farted ?
Wife replies because I can see the stain on your underwear .
That way we can say come stain
I'm calling it a Greece stain.
...Used once, never opened, small stain.
When it taint.
Parachute for sale: used once, never opened, small stain
It was ancient grease.
It was from ancient Greece.
No, it's actually a yogurt stain this time. She replied
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stain sweatshirt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stain seawater piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.