Stain Jokes

Funniest Stain Short Jokes

Short stain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stain humour may include short streak jokes also.

1. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, do you smoke or drink coffee? I told him I drink it.
2. Monica Lewinsky takes a dress to her dry cleaner. "Do you think you'll be able to get the stain out?" she asks.
   "Come again?" the man at the counter responds.
   "No, mustard," Monica replies
3. For Sale... Parachute: $300.
   Slightly stained.
   Used once; never opened.
   No strings attached.
4. A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"
   The Clerk: "Come again?"
   Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"
5. I was doing the laundry today and I started reading the side of the detergent and it said… Tough on Grime.
   Smashes Dirt.
   Hard on Stains.
   I thought, wow, that last one's a bit too much information…
6. Motherhood is like a fairytale... ... _*but in reverse*_
   You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
7. Abortions are like stains in my carpet. You don't want them to be seen, and you pay somebody to vacuum them out.
8. Come Again They said as the woman drops off her stained dress at the drycleaners No, it's actually a yogurt stain this time. She replied
9. God grant me the FOOD to sustain my body, the LAUNDRY DETERGENT to wash the stains from my clothes,
   and the WISDOM to know the difference.
10. Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back.

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Stain One Liners

Which stain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stain? I can suggest the ones about smear and pigment.

1. What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease
2. I saw a 2000 year old oil stain. It was from ancient Greece.
3. I named my dog Stains You get weird looks when you yell "come Stains!" at the park.
4. For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained.
5. Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a Church window cleaner.
6. Did you hear about the incontinent woodworker? He specialised in staining chairs
7. When does a gas become a liquid? When it stains your underwear.
8. When is a stain not a stain? When it taint.
9. "Stain, color, darken, tint..." Those were my grandfather's dyeing words.
10. Why do people throw rice at weddings? Because tomatoes leave stains.
11. How do you call a dog named Stain? Come Stain!
12. We decided to name our dog stain That way we can say come stain
13. What do you call that red stain around a shark's mouth? Residude.
14. What's is your coffee substitute? Dentist told me I have stains. ;(
15. What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass.

Stain Remover Jokes

Here is a list of funny stain remover jokes and even better stain remover puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• On this stain remover it said: "Gets rid of all marks." Now I wish we'd named our son that.

Poop Stain Jokes

Here is a list of funny poop stain jokes and even better poop stain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Johnny Depp claims amber heard or her friend pooped on his bed This incident surely left a stain in their relationship...

Hilarious Fun Stain Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about stain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stain pranks.