The Best 2 Stage Manager Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stage Manager jokes. There are some stage manager jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stage manager puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stage Manager Jokes and Puns

A blind man walks into a bar and asks, "You all wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The female bartender responds, "Let me stop you right there. I'm a blonde. The big bouncer at the door is a blonde. There's a biker chick sitting next to you, who is also a blonde. The singer on the stage, the manager of the bar, and two of the people at the table behind you are all blondes. Now think, do you REALLY want to tell that joke here?
"Nah," the man sighs, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it 7 times."

I heard that right before Louis C.K. went on stage his manager asked him how he was feeling.

Louis replied, "I'm doing alt-right."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stage manager jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working stage manager piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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