The Best 44 Stag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stag jokes. There are some stag fawn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stag hart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stag Jokes and Puns

I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing...

It was a real Aha moment.

Postman told me he was going on holidays....

I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...

Just said it was a stag do for his friend

Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed

I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag.

Stag joke, I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize sta

The 4 stages of life:

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!

FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!
1. hand in hand.
2. that in hand.
3. hand in that.
4. that in that.


THE STAGES OF SUCCESS

At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is...having friends.

At age 16 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is...having sex.

At age 35 success is...having money.

At age 50 success is...having money.

At age 60 success is...having sex.

At age 70 success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is...having friends.

At age 80 success is...not peeing in your pants

Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.

Stag joke, Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

So two stags are walking home from a gay bar.

One looks at the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag

It really spoiled the wedding

Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.

They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.

The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"

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I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater.

I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.

4 stages of a relationship:

1) Hand in hand
2) That in hand
3) Hand in that
4) That in that

What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage?

Tri-weekly

Try Weekly

and

Try Weakly

4 stages of life

1. You believe in Santa

2. You donΒ΄t believe in Santa

3. You are Santa

4. You look like Santa

The three stages of life.

1) I believe in Santa.
2) I don't believe in Santa.
3) I believe in Santa and I know exactly who she is.

Stag joke, The three stages of life.

what did the stag say to his friend when he made a mistake?

oh deer

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

The three stages of writing a paper:

1. putin it off

2. stalin

3. russian to finish


No one on the stage production crew had checked the schedule for the day.

"I'm not making a scene, YOU'RE making a scene!!!"

Do you know the four stages of edibles?

I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
Take me to the hospital.

Three stages in the life of an average human..

1. Birth

2. What do others say?

3. Death!!!

What are the 4 stages of life?

1) First you believe in Santa.
2) Then, you don't believe in Santa.
3) Then you act like Santa.
4) And then you look like Santa.

What do you do when you have stage fright?

You go to the left.

I went to see a stage performer that does live sacrifices of celebrities during his act

I gave him 5 stars.

The three stages of sex in marriage

tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly

What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian?

De\-nile

What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian?

Denile.

Why stags run a nation?

Because they would always face an economic stagnation.

Staggering how people conceal themselves!

My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I have been his customer for 6 years and I have no idea that he was a barber!

I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Budweiser

Three stages for every trip

Planning

Discussing

Cancelling

What's the best stage name for a stripper with no teeth?

Crystal Meth

There are three different stages of marriage, said Dad to his son on the boy's wedding day.

When you're newlyweds, you have sex wherever and whenever you want it. Then comes stage 2. After you've been married for some time, sex is usually confined to the bedroom. And then comes stage 3. The most sex you get is when you pass each other on the stairs and say 'Fuck off!'

A staggering drunk knocks over a pregnant lady who is carrying a bag of groceries...

2 eggs and a bottle of ketchup fall and break to the sidewalk. The drunk say "Sorry lady, but it would have died anyway. Its eyes were too far apart.

There are three stages of sex after marriage:

1. Tri-weekly.
2. Try weekly.
3. Try weakly.

The three stages of a man's life.

1) tri-weekly
2) try weekly
3) try weakly

There are 3 stages to a married couple's sex life

Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly

How do you know if you're at a bulimic stag party?

The cake jumps out the girl.

There are four stages of life and they all involve Santa

1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don't believe in Santa.
3. You are Santa.
4. You look like Santa.

I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday.

The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

4 stages of life....

1) You believe in Santa.

2) You don't believe in Santa.

3) You are Santa.

4) You look like Santa.

4 stages of life

You believe in Santa.
You don't believe in Santa.
You are Santa.
You look like Santa.

My staggered into my house, sat down, and started sobbing.

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