The Best 15 Stag Do Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stag Do jokes. There are some stag do adventuring jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stag do satirical political puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Stag Do Jokes and Puns

Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.

They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.

The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"

A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...

...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says sorry do you know me?

She replies I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?

No , she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher

My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail.

I messaged him oh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it .

I've heard of Lawyers who mount a stag's head in their study, or Doctors who mount a lion's head in their dining room...

I guess I just don't see the problem with a British Prime Minister mounting a pig's head wherever he pleases.

Postman told me he was going on holidays....

I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...

Just said it was a stag do for his friend

Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed


So two stags are walking home from a gay bar.

One looks at the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

What do you call Hitler's bachelor party?

The Reich-stag!

How do you know if you're at a bulimic stag party?

The cake jumps out the girl.

I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater.

I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.

what did the stag say to his friend when he made a mistake?

oh deer

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag

It really spoiled the wedding

I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Budweiser

Why stags run a nation?

Because they would always face an economic stagnation.

I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stag do hypebeast jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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