Stag Do Jokes
24 stag do jokes and hilarious stag do puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stag do that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stag Do Short Jokes
Short stag do jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stag do humour may include short stag jokes also.
- My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail. I messaged him oh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it .
- Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...
Just said it was a stag do for his friend
Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed - So two stags are walking home from a gay bar. One looks at the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"
- I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.
- I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding
- I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag.
- If Obi-Wan was a Jedi Knight who lived on Tatooine by himself... Does that make him a Stag Knight?
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Stag Do One Liners
Which stag do one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stag do? I can suggest the ones about teacher day and sports day.
- How do you know if you're at a bulimic stag party? The cake jumps out the girl.
- what did the stag say to his friend when he made a mistake? oh deer
- Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose
- Why stags run a nation? Because they would always face an economic stagnation.
- What do you get a mathematician for his stag night? A parallelogram.
- What do you call h**...'s bachelor party? The r**...-stag!
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What funny jokes about stag do you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boss day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stag do pranks.
Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.
They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.
The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"
A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...
...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says sorry do you know me?
She replies I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?
No , she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
I've heard of Lawyers who mount a stag's head in their study, or Doctors who mount a lion's head in their dining room...
I guess I just don't see the problem with a British Prime Minister mounting a pig's head wherever he pleases.
I was at my friend's stag party yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it!" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realized the prank the b**... were trying to pull...
Budweiser
Glasgow boys
Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's
forthcoming wedding.
'Aye, it's all going like magic,' says Jock.
'I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church,
the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…'
Archie nods approvingly.
h**..., I've even bought a kilt to be married in!' continues Jock.
'A kilt?' exclaims Archie, 'That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!
And what's the tartin?'
'Ach,' says Jock, 'I imagine she'll be in white.'