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...As the game wore on, I asked him "Who's seat is that?" He looked at me sadly and said "That was my wife's seat but she passed away."
"I'm sorry to hear that." I replied. "You don't have any other family that might want to come to the game with you?" He shook his head and said "Nah... they're all at the funeral"
Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
it was full of fans.
Thank thank you for your time
He notices an empty seat just in front of his and says to the guy sitting next to it, "Hey man, how come this seat here's empty? Tickets for this game havee been sold out for months!"
"Well, the seat was meant for my wife, but sadly, she passed away"
"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. But couldn't you get a friend or relative to come along instead?"
"Nah, they're all at the funeral."
Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?
He tripped a fan
The Cowboys Stadium.
Because they can't catch anything there.
A soccer match.
They're calling it the Mac-Arena.
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."
His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.
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Because there's a Giant fan in every seat.
A holiday trip
Because no matter what seat you're in, you're sitting behind a Pole.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
All the fans left
They lost the opener.
A guy is sitting in the left field bleachers of a baseball stadium, watching the game. In the first inning, someone pretty far behind him yells, "HEY DAVE!" The guy turns around and can't find who was yelling it.
This happens again in the fourth inning, and once more in the seventh. Frustrated at this point, the guy turns around and yells, "MY NAME'S NOT DAVE!!!"
Billy Graham
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"
in hopes that people would attend their games.
Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
When they're filled with fans!
Because there were a lot of fans.
It's full of Giant fans
Neither delivers on Sundays.
and last blonde to walk in says,
"now to change that light bulb."
Pretty much anywhere you sat you were behind a Pole.
There is a chance that a game is delayed by 15 minutes due to hooligans with flares in the stadium.
It was lean pickings one winter but eventually they managed to catch a mouse and are discussing how they will divide it up.
The first cat says "as we live at the football stadium let's divide it by team. I support Liverpool so I will eat it's Liver
"Great idea" says the second cat "I support Hartlepool. I will eat the heart
The third cat says "I support Arsenal, I'm not that hungry thanks"
With a match.
Even though it's filled with fans
Too many fans.
I always pictured it as more of a "ripple".
Hello, I need a seat, is this one taken?
Not anymore, it's was suppose to be my wife's.
Why isn't she here?
She died.
I'm sorry for your loss but why not give the seat to another family member or friend?
They're all at her funeral.
As they enter the stadium, the enormous crowd starts cheering in excitement. The first man comes up, and his family of 20 accompanies him on stage. The second man comes up, revealing his enormous family of 60 members. The third man comes up on the stage, but nobody comes up with him. The crowd then starts chanting:
DADDY! DADDY! DADDY...
He was a horrible Commentater.
Because there's no chance of a touchdown there!
It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
A man named Jose moved to America and the first thing he does is go to a baseball game because it seemed like a very American thing to do. When he got there he had to sit by the flag and there were many tall people in front of him. Suddenly everyone in the stadium turned toward him and sang, "Jo-ose can you see!" He replied, "yes, thank you, I can."
Because every seat has a fan on it
Because all of the fans left.
Word is, now they're looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.
He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.
Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.
It was great! He says. Americans are so considerate! Before the game began they asked me: Jose, can you see?
Everyone evacuate to the Cowboys stadium!
No chance of a touchdown there
Because they're full of fans
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?
Because he tryptophan
Last minute I realize but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Inglewood, CA at SOFI stadium Tomorrow.
They are box seats that he spent $8,500 a piece for which includes a ride from the airport, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St. Paul's church at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about a 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.
Apparently, the shit hit the fans.
Because all the fans left.
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