The Best 51 Stack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Stack jokes. There are some stack queue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stack tons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Stack Jokes and Puns

What is it called when a programmer throws up at an IHOP?

A stack overflow!

A priest and a nun ...

... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

Stack joke, My Pi Day joke

Job Application

I was going through a stack of job applications on my desk when one caught my attention. While the applicant's employment history was stellar, and her education history was certainly above average, apparently she had a few personal problems. Under Marital Status she'd written, Not good and under Spouse's name, she'd written Plaintiff".

This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…

and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeahβ€”how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."

I'm selling some jokes about chimneys.

I have a stack of them, the first one's on the house.

If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue?

First in never out.

Stack joke, If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue?

What do you call a stack of pancakes?

A balanced breakfast

StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet.

When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow

Your mama is so fat that

the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow

An Italian man goes to a cake shop

He asks for a cake that looks like a stack of pizzas, the shop owner says "No problem, I can have that done by the end of the day."

"The end of the day? That soon? I thought it would take at least a week."

"It'll be a pizza cake."

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Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage

I don't want unlucky people working for me

If I am ever put in charge of hiring at my company ...

... I will randomly divide the stack of applications into two piles and then throw one of them away.

I just don't want to work with unlucky people.

I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day

Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?

Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.

A Professor Calls "Pencils Down"

A professor calls pencils down and one students keeps writing.

When the student goes to turn in his exam, the professor tells him "l'm not going to accept this, you didn't put your pencil down when I said to."

"Do you have any idea who I am?" The student says, snobbily.

"I don't have the slightest idea who you are and I don't care," the professor retorted.

"Good." The student replied as he slipped his exam into the middle of the stack and walked away.

Stack joke, A Professor Calls "Pencils Down"

Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away.

I don't want unlucky people working in my department.

What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement?

Realising one of them's still breathing.

A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash...

Coworker asks, "what are you doing!?!"

HR Manager said, "I don't like to hire unlucky people."

What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop?

A Stack Overflow

When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of rΓ©sumΓ©s, I throw about half of them in the garbage.

I do not want unlucky people working in our company

How do you find a needle in a hay stack?

Lock a junkie in the barn

Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I throw half of them in the trash

I sure don't want unlucky people on my team.

It's not the gift, but the thought that counts

So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?

What do you get when you stack 52 loaves of bread?

A deck of carbs.

What do you call a stack of polka dots?

Polka chips

Translated Chinese joke

Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!

Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off

Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out

Bad news: The parachute failed midair

Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him

Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with sh!t

Good news: He didn't land on the sh!t

Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either

A stairway builder was retiring

On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"

The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."

What did the chef say when asked if he thought he could make the stack of paper taste good?

Reams seasonable.

Did you know if you take every elephant in the world and stack them on top of each other...

They wouldn't like it.

There's a stack of dictionaries in my local gym.

That place is full of definition.

Tampons on sale

A woman goes into the drug store and notices a large stack of tampons in the corner with a sign above saying: "Special Offer, Five Boxes for $2.50"

She says to the assistant. What's the catch"?

The assistant replies "It's a genuine offer, five boxes for $2.50, no strings attached.

I precariously stack my chips on top of each other.

Because I like to eat a balanced diet.

A thief stole a sine and a cosine.

He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. Β He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.

He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...

and then he got cot.

While discussing different things people use to get high: Brother: How do you get high on mattresses?

Dad: You stack them up.

What would happen if you stack elephants on each other up to the moon?

You would have a bunch of angry elephants on top of each other.

What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?

A tripod

A business is at a hotel in NYC.

Ah the Big Apple! He is excited and goes down to get breakfast at the hotel restaurant before his meeting. He looks over the menu and the waiter comes after an slightly extended wait.
I'll have the short stack of pancakes the business man says with interest.
Very good remarked the waiter.
Oh ... glancing at his watch the business asks will they be long?
The waiter quickly responds No sir , they'll be round ...

Me: I'll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please

Waitress: That's a tall order!

To the person who lost the stack of dollar bills

I have your rubberband

Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.

Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.

When you're hiring for your business, take the stack of applications, and throw half of them out without reading them.

You don't want to be surrounded by unlucky people, do you?

Did you know: If you stacked every elephant on earth on top of each other...

...most of them would fall.

The shortest Dad Joke in the world.

Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:

># Hey!

I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

My next poop could spell disaster!

A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....

....when a young man approached his desk.

Here's my paper, sir, said the student.

I'm sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.

Well, excuse me, sir, the student said, haughtily. Do you know who I am?

No, I do not, replied the professor.

Good! the student answered gleefully, as he hastily stuck his paper into the middle of the stack and beat a hasty retreat.

How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb?

Closed, question seems like off-topic

A man walks into a greasy spoon for breakfast....

Waiter says what will it be, mac?
The customer says I gotta catch a train - so I'll just have a short stack of pancakes , also coffee ... and waiter - will they be long?
The waiter says No buddy, they'll be round...

At the canteen of a Catholic school...

The nun places a note in front of a pile of apples: Take just one. God is watching . Beyond there is a stack of biscuits. A student writes a note and puts it in plain sight in front of the cookies: Take whatever you want. God is watching the apples".

Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket

I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage

Every morning, I always stack my pancakes, bacon, eggs and biscuits on top of each other….

So I can have a balanced breakfast.

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