Stack Jokes
67 stack jokes and hilarious stack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Stack Short Jokes
Short stack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stack humour may include short pile jokes also.
- Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I throw half of them in the trash I sure don't want unlucky people on my team.
- When I am tasked with sorting through a stack of résumés, I throw about half of them in the garbage. I do not want unlucky people working in our company
- A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, "what are you doing!?!"
HR Manager said, "I don't like to hire unlucky people." - Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.
- How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb? Closed, question seems like off-topic
- I'm selling some jokes about chimneys. I have a stack of them, the first one's on the house.
- Chore time at the house. My daughter was freaking out at the sight of the plates, cups, bowls, et cetera stacked in the sink. I looked at her reassuringly and told her… Dishes not the time to panic.
- If you stack two tacos on top of each other, you get two tacos. But if you stack two lasagnas on top of each other, you get one lasagna.
- Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage
- Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department.
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Stack One Liners
Which stack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stack? I can suggest the ones about layer and slot.
- The letter "B" is gay. It's just two "D"s stacked on top of each other.
- What do you get when you stack 52 loaves of bread? A deck of carbs.
- To the person who lost the stack of dollar bills I have your rubberband
- What do you call a stack of pancakes? A balanced breakfast
- What is it called when a programmer throws up at an IHOP? A stack overflow!
- What do you call an optimistic programmer? A glass half full stack developer.
- So I recently tried shawarma. I really don't think it's all that it's stacked up to be.
- What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop? A Stack Overflow
- What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters? Free Masonry!
- Me: I'll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please Waitress: That's a tall order!
- What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods? A tripod
- There's a stack of dictionaries in my local gym. That place is full of definition.
- What do you call a stack of polka dots? Polka chips
- What do you call a pile of gay men? A heyyy-stack
- What do you call an instigated stack of pancakes? An inclination of 1080p breakfast.
Stack Overflow Jokes
Here is a list of funny stack overflow jokes and even better stack overflow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
- yo mama so fat that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.
Unearthly Funniest Stack Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about stack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stack pranks.
A priest and a nun ...
... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,
...
...
"GET UP AND GET YOUR OWN d**... BLANKET YA HARPY!"
My pi day joke
There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.
Job Application
I was going through a stack of job applications on my desk when one caught my attention. While the applicant's employment history was stellar, and her education history was certainly above average, apparently she had a few personal problems. Under Marital Status she'd written, Not good and under Spouse's name, she'd written Plaintiff".
This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…
and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeah—how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."
StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet.
When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow
An Italian man goes to a cake shop
He asks for a cake that looks like a stack of pizzas, the shop owner says "No problem, I can have that done by the end of the day."
"The end of the day? That soon? I thought it would take at least a week."
"It'll be a pizza cake."
If I am ever put in charge of hiring at my company ...
... I will randomly divide the stack of applications into two piles and then throw one of them away.
I just don't want to work with unlucky people.
I combined National pancake day with International Women's Day
Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?
Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.
A Professor Calls "Pencils Down"
A professor calls pencils down and one students keeps writing.
When the student goes to turn in his exam, the professor tells him "l'm not going to accept this, you didn't put your pencil down when I said to."
"Do you have any idea who I am?" The student says, snobbily.
"I don't have the slightest idea who you are and I don't care," the professor retorted.
"Good." The student replied as he slipped his exam into the middle of the stack and walked away.
What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement?
Realising one of them's still breathing.
How do you find a needle in a hay stack?
Lock a j**... in the barn
Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either
A stairway builder was retiring
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
What did the chef say when asked if he thought he could make the stack of paper taste good?
Reams seasonable.
Did you know if you take every elephant in the world and stack them on top of each other...
They wouldn't like it.
Tampons on sale
A woman goes into the drug store and notices a large stack of tampons in the corner with a sign above saying: "Special Offer, Five Boxes for $2.50"
She says to the assistant. What's the catch"?
The assistant replies "It's a genuine offer, five boxes for $2.50, no strings attached.
I precariously stack my chips on top of each other.
Because I like to eat a balanced diet.
A thief stole a sine and a cosine.
He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry. He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine.
He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosind over sine...
and then he got cot.
What would happen if you stack elephants on each other up to the moon?
You would have a bunch of angry elephants on top of each other.
A business is at a hotel in NYC.
Ah the Big Apple! He is excited and goes down to get breakfast at the hotel restaurant before his meeting. He looks over the menu and the waiter comes after an slightly extended wait.
I'll have the short stack of pancakes the business man says with interest.
Very good remarked the waiter.
Oh ... glancing at his watch the business asks will they be long?
The waiter quickly responds No sir , they'll be round ...
Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
When you're hiring for your business, take the stack of applications, and throw half of them out without reading them.
You don't want to be surrounded by unlucky people, do you?
Did you know: If you stacked every elephant on earth on top of each other...
...most of them would fall.
The shortest Dad Joke in the world.
Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
># Hey!
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next p**... could spell disaster!
A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....
....when a young man approached his desk.
Here's my paper, sir, said the student.
I'm sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.
Well, excuse me, sir, the student said, haughtily. Do you know who I am?
No, I do not, replied the professor.
Good! the student answered gleefully, as he hastily stuck his paper into the middle of the stack and beat a hasty retreat.
A man walks into a greasy spoon for breakfast....
Waiter says what will it be, mac?
The customer says I gotta catch a train - so I'll just have a short stack of pancakes , also coffee ... and waiter - will they be long?
The waiter says No buddy, they'll be round...
At the canteen of a Catholic school...
The nun places a note in front of a pile of apples: Take just one. God is watching . Beyond there is a stack of biscuits. A student writes a note and puts it in plain sight in front of the cookies: Take whatever you want. God is watching the apples".
Every morning, I always stack my pancakes, bacon, eggs and biscuits on top of each other….
So I can have a balanced breakfast.
Rip off
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled! "
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page.
Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled. "
The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it.
Fifty-one people swindled! "