The Best 22 Stabs Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Stabs jokes. There are some stabs poke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stabs holds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Stabs Jokes and Puns
A white woman takes a black man she met a club home...
...She takes him by the hand to the bedroom and winks at him and says: "why don't you show me if what they say about black guys is true." So he stabs her and steals her TV.
P.S: don't worry, it's ok for me to make such jokes because I'm racist.
*mugger pulls a knife*
Mugger: gimme your money
Me: well this night took a SHARP turn
*later*
Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs
Black guy and a white girl hook up.
A black guy and a white girl meet at a bar and go back to her house. They start fooling around and he begins taking his pants off. She stops him and says "is it true what they say about black guys"? He says " yes. Yes it is" then stabs her and takes her purse.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub...
She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men." ;)
So he stabs her & steals her purse.
A joke I translated from Russian
A pauper is sitting by a road in medieval England. All of a sudden, Robin Hood comes out of the forest, throws a bag of gold at the pauper's feet and says, "I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
The pauper tears up, embraces Robin Hood and says, "I am finally rich." Robin Hood then stabs the pauper with his sword,
"I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
So a black man walks into a bar on a Friday night...
...and a woman approaches him and the two hit it off very well. After hours of flirting and dancing together they head back to the woman's apartment. The woman begins to undress and says, "Show me that it's true what they say about black men." So the black man stabs her, steals her purse and leaves.
A handsome black guy picks up a woman at the bar
They leave and go back to the woman's place for some drinks and soon things start to get hot and heavy. They start making out and as the black guy is kissing her neck she suddenly shouts out in pleasure, "SHOW ME THAT IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BLACK MEN!"
So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.
White woman takes a black guy home from the bar
Once they step into her house:
Woman: (shyly) So...is true what they say about black guys?
Black guy: Yes.
Then he stabs her and steals her purse.
A black guy brings a girl home from the bar. Once in the bedroom, the girl says to the black guy "Come on, let me see if what they say about black guy is true"
So the black guy stabs her and grabs her purse.
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March!"
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March! I'm in the mood to do some stabbing from behind, if you know what I mean. "
She said, "I just might die of surprise if you make it to 23 stabs!"
So yeah, only my ego got murdered today.
A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church
The church priest asks the girl a question "who is our lord and savior?" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells "JESUS CHRIST" the priest says "good good, who created us" *the boy stabs her again* she yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the priest says "good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?" *he stabs her again* the girl screams "IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!" The priest faints..
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A Frenchman is arrested for murder
He is convicted by an eye-witness acount. He then breaks out of jail and stabs his witness with a baguette. The witness' son sees this and stabs the killer with another baguette.
Vengeance baguettes more vengeance.
A girl and a black man goes away for a date.
Ater the date they quickly head back to the girl's place.
Then she says,"Show me what they say about the black guys."
The Black guy then quickly stabs her and runs off with her purse.
What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife?
*a homocide.*
A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub...
Back at his house, she says: "show me what they say about black men is true..."
So he stabs her and runs off with her purse.
A Girl Named Texas
A girl named Texas lived with her brother Austin. The two had a father whose favorite knife of his was always left on the counter of his room. One day, Austin, being the little kid he is, grabs the knife and accidentally stabs Texas. The dad comes home from work a few hours later and sees his favorite knife missing. He then asks Austin who was alone with Texas,
"Austin, have you seen my knife"
Austin Replies
"It's Deep In The Heart of Texas"
A paperclip walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the pointy face?"
The paperclip, incapable of human speech, forms a long, thin sliver of metal and stabs the bartender to death.
A Caesar salad walks in to a bar
A piece of Romaine stabs him in the back
Love is like that old junkie in the park, you pass in front of him everyday without noticig him
untill one day you discover he was always there and he stabs you
A man with no arms stabs a tourist in Miami Beach
I heard someone lent him a hand
Anyone want to take a few stabs at Caesar puns?
Sorry... Meta-humor is Greek to me.
Two corn cobs are fighting in the street
One corn cob stops the fight and says to the other:
"Hey c'mon, friend, why are we even fighting? Let's **taco** 'bout it!"
The other cob pulls a knife and stabs him. As he slowly twists the knife he leans and utters:
"I'm nacho friend."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the stabs purse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working stabs witherspoon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.