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153 stable jokes and hilarious stable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about stable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of the best jokes about horse stables, stable boys and relationships. Get ready to laugh with these hilarious jokes that are sure to lighten your mood. Enjoy these horsey, mule, and stability-themed jokes that will make you laugh out loud!

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Funniest Stable Short Jokes

Short stable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stable humour may include short steady jokes also.

  1. Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face? Horse replies, The bank denied my home loan because I don't have stable income.
  2. 100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses Oh how the stables have turned
  3. A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition.
  4. Video games let you live out your wildest fantasies. For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
  5. Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment.
    Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
  6. If we want Congress to agree we should just replace the people with horses Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.
    I'll show myself out
  7. A toddler was recently hospitalized after swallowing several plastic horses Doctors now describe his condition as stable.
  8. 100 years ago everybody rode horses around, and only the wealthy could afford cars Today everybody drives cars, and only the wealthy can afford horses
    Oh how the stables have turned
  9. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
  10. A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable
    Had a period that was awfully stable.
    So once a full moon
    She took out her spoon
    And drank herself under the table.

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Stable One Liners

Which stable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stable? I can suggest the ones about stood and compact.

  1. What's a horse's primary concern when voting? A stable economy.
  2. What's a horse's number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
  3. I like my women like I like my isotopes. Stable.
  4. People say horse girls are crazy… …but I've always found them rather stable.
  5. Working with horses is hard but it's stable work.
  6. My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark It's becoming a night mare.
  7. Horse trainers have stable jobs.
  8. Do your horses smoke? No.
    Well, then I think your stable is burning.
  9. I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
  10. What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable.
  11. A bartender walks into a stable The horse says "Why the wrong place?"
  12. A farmer installed a modem in his barn I guess you could say he has stable internet now
  13. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
  14. What do you call someone with amazing equestrian skills? A Stable Genius.
  15. My uncle was kicked by a horse the other day He's in stable condition.

Horse Stable Jokes

Here is a list of funny horse stable jokes and even better horse stable puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
  • 100 years ago everyone owned horses And only the rich owned cars
    Now everyone has a car,and only the rich own horses
    The stables have turned
  • Did you hear about the man who worked with horses his whole life? He had a stable job.
    I guess uh.. I'll just leave
  • 100 years ago, most people had horses but only the rich had cars. Now, most people have cars but only the rich have horses The stables have turned
  • It's not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
  • Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals Due to their stable environment
  • What do you call a horse with good mental health? Stable
  • Did you hear about the kid who was hospitalized for swallowing six of his plastic toy horses? The doctor described his condition as stable.
  • What's a horse's top priority when voting? A stable economy.
  • Back in the day... Back in the day, everyone had a horse and only rich people owned cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses. I guess you could say, the stables have turned

Stable Relationship Jokes

Here is a list of funny stable relationship jokes and even better stable relationship puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call it when two horses date? A stable relationship
  • Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
  • A bad joke:- Why did the horse feel at home in front of an old couple? Because he found their relationship to be stable
  • I only date people who love horses They tend to be a more stable relationship
  • Why won't the jockey leave his wife? Because they have a stable relationship.
  • Took ketamine at my wedding It didn't make for a stable relationship
  • Did you know that horses are monogamous? They prefer stable relationships.
  • I've been dating a horse girl for three years now It's been a stable relationship
  • Why did the horse have nowhere to sleep? He just got out of a stable relationship.
  • Horses make the best companions Because they have stable relationships.
Stable joke, Horses make the best companions

Stable Boy Jokes

Here is a list of funny stable boy jokes and even better stable boy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A boy asks his father "Why does this table able to move a little?"
    The father says: "It's a table, not a stable."
Stable joke, A boy asks his father

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Comedy Stable Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about stable you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fixed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make stable prank.

Anybody know some white people jokes?

I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalised for swallowing a horse?

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

The homeless man and the farmer

A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost

I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.

Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."

I like my women like my kernels


about 6 years old and stable

Ad in the local paper:

25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.

The man at the circus.

A man is going to the circus to look for work. The man finds the manager in his caravan and asks him if he could get a job at the circus.
Oh, so you're looking to join the circus then? Tell me, what can you do?
I can mimic a bird, the man says proudly.
Hah, scoffs the manager, every single person at this circus can mimic a bird, even the slow stable boy, that's not anything we'd want here at this circus.
Oh well, says the man and flew out the window.

I'll never have a stable job

I don't really enjoy working with horses

Jesus was born in a stable environment.

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.

Now I have stable WiFi.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

A chemist walks into a bar...

He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"

Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end?

Doctors say his condition is stable.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

A politician is trying to get a horse's vote.

So he promises the horse a stable economy.
But it wasn't good enough so the horse said nay.
So the politician promises the horse that he won't bale out the banks anymore.
The horse still said nay.
"What more do you want from me" said the politician
and horse said "I don't know how to end a joke"

I don't think I will ever find a stable job...

Because quite honestly I'm very uncomfortable around horses

Studies have shown horses exposed to m**... are less stable and unsafe to ride.

So get off your high horse.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis.

The loan officer approved my plan to go forward and take out a mortgage for the horse farm I've been looking at.

He called it a stable investment.

Got my first job today at a barn!

they told me the work was stable...

So I was in the emergency room

and while I was waiting for the doctor to come back I overheard a couple nurses at the nurses' station discussing another ER patient's case.
Apparently this dude had come in complaining of r**... pain. They took an X-Ray and found at least 8 toy horses in his colon. It sounded serious, but they described his condition as stable.

There once was a vampire named Mable

Who's period was ever so stable
So every full moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

A man was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach

His condition is now stable

I was thinking of taking a new job where I'll care for horses all day. It's not a high paying job,

but it is a stable one.

If in an earthquake, take shelter with a horse...

Their houses are always stable

What is a horse politician most important issue?

A stable economy
(Incert sitcom laugh track)

When someone is telling you to hold your horses,

They're telling you to be stable.

Did you hear about the horse that could read and write?

He was a stable genius.

TIL Donald Trump personally built the barn for his daughters horses, and apparently he did a better job than most professional barn raisers do.

Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.

It took me 25 years to find out that when someone asks you to "hold your horses"...

they're asking you to be stable.

Earlier today, a man was admitted to hospital due to 8 plastic horses found in his stomach

His condition is now stable.

I've heard most horses are happy

Because they have a stable home life.

I had s**... with a horse.

You could say I'm in a stable relationship.

It's sad when horses get divorced

I guess their kids won't have a *stable* household.

The doctor told me that my friend is in stable condition.

The room is filthy and there's h**... everywhere.

My wife is an equestrian and she uses the money she earns to pay for me to go to University and study Philosophy. One night she asked me to help out around the stable and I told her I would but only after I finished my readings.

She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.

What's a horse's house called? A stable. What is a group of stables called?

A *neigh*bourhood

Why do horses never divorce?

Because they have **stable** relationships.
_Badum-tsst_

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized for swallowing 5 horse figurines?

His condition was stable.

What do you call a man working at a stable auction at the end of the day?

A hoarse whisperer.

Guy finds a magic lamp

He rubs it and out comes a genie granting him 3 wishes!
1st wish: I want a stable job
2nd wish: I want to be driving a costly vehicle
3rd wish: I want to be surrounded by ladies
Genie makes him a bus driver

My stable broke because I rushed when I was building it.

Guess I should hold my horses.

Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.

Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.

Just been admitted to hospital after accidentally sitting on 2 of my son's plastic toy horses.

Doctors say I'm stable.

Where does a horse go when he gets a little too tipsy?

The stable.

Doctor: your son is in a stable condition...

doctor: it's so stable, it will never fluctuate again.

A man was hospitalized for having six plastic horses shoved up his a**....

The doctors said that his condition was stable.

Why don't horses use the internet?

They can't find stable connections.

A man was rushed to hospital with 6 toy horses stuck up his a**......

The doctors describe his condition as stable.

What do you call a stable female?

A mare.
(This was a clue on the Daily Crossword app today which I couldn't figure out. I thought it was cute.)

The internet connection at my farm was terribly slow, so I moved my modem to the barn...

Now I have stable wifi.

BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his a**......

Doctors say that his condition is stable.

Mary and Joseph had nobody but themselves to blame for having to spend the night in a stable

They should have known it will be impossible to get last minute accommodation on Christmas.

What architecture can't be broken down by an earthquake?

A stable

A friend of mine once ate a couple of toy horses.

The doctor said not to worry, his condition is stable now.

My Horse tested positive for CV-19

He's in a Stable condition...

Have you ever wondered why horses are so happy?

It's because they have a stable home life.

Stable joke, Have you ever wondered why horses are so happy?

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