Stable Relationship Jokes

Funniest Stable Relationship Short Jokes

Short stable relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The stable relationship humour may include short stable jokes also.

1. Why do horses have such a low divorce rate? Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
2. Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
3. A bad joke:- Why did the horse feel at home in front of an old couple? Because he found their relationship to be stable
4. I am seeing a horse right now We've been dating for only a month, but I can say it's a stable relationship
5. My wife wants to break up with me because I would be too obsessed with horses. I thought we'd have a stable relationship, but neigh...
6. Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship...
   ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair.
7. Drove by a horse this morning. Looked like she was in a pretty stable relationship.
8. Why did the two horses decided to get married?? They were in a stable relationship for a while now
9. My ex-girlfriend worked with horses But our relationship was so un-stable.
10. Why do horses never divorce? Because they have **stable** relationships.
    _Badum-tsst_

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Stable Relationship One Liners

Which stable relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with stable relationship? I can suggest the ones about relationship and relationship status.

1. I divorced my wife and bought a horse... I'm finally in a stable relationship.
2. What do you call it when two horses date? A stable relationship
3. I only date people who love horses They tend to be a more stable relationship
4. Why won't the jockey leave his wife? Because they have a stable relationship.
5. Took ketamine at my wedding It didn't make for a stable relationship
6. Did you know that horses are monogamous? They prefer stable relationships.
7. I've been dating a horse girl for three years now It's been a stable relationship
8. Why did the horse have nowhere to sleep? He just got out of a stable relationship.
9. Horses make the best companions Because they have stable relationships.
10. Did you hear about the guy who is dating a horse? They're in a stable relationship.
11. Why is Freddy and Daphne's relationship never stable? Because Freddy is only into "traps"
12. So i just moved in with my horse girlfriend You could call it a stable relationship
13. You should alway marry someone that has horses! You will have a stable relationship.
14. If you want a stable relationship... Get a horse!
15. Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship.

Stable Relationship Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about stable relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romantic relationship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make stable relationship pranks.