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Stable.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
A homeless man comes up to a farmers house and knocks on the door, when the farmer answers, the homeless man asks "May i spend the night?" to which the farmer replies, "Sure, but you're going to have to sleep in the stable." So the homeless man agrees and sleeps in the stable with all the animals.
In the morning the farmer comes in and asks "How did you sleep?" and the homeless man says "I slept good. And I talked to your animals too." the farmer says, "Really?"
"Yes, I talked to the chickens," he responded, "and they said that you come in every morning at 4am to collect the eggs."
"Wow," the farmer says, "That's right!"
"I also talked to the cows," the homeless man continued, "And they told me every morning at 5am, you milk them"
"That's amazing!" the farmer responds.
"I also talked to the sheep, and they said-"
"THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!!!!"
Apparently he is now in a stable condition.
I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."
about 6 years old and stable
A lady vampire named Mable
Had a period that was awfully stable.
So once a full moon
She took out her spoon
And drank herself under the table.
25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.
Because they're all in *stable* relationships!
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A man is going to the circus to look for work. The man finds the manager in his caravan and asks him if he could get a job at the circus.
Oh, so you're looking to join the circus then? Tell me, what can you do?
I can mimic a bird, the man says proudly.
Hah, scoffs the manager, every single person at this circus can mimic a bird, even the slow stable boy, that's not anything we'd want here at this circus.
Oh well, says the man and flew out the window.
In a stable environment.
Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
There was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
but it's stable work.
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
He had a stable job.
I guess uh.. I'll just leave
So get off your high horse.
The horse says "Why the wrong place?"
For example sims gives you the chance to have a stable job and own your own home
they told me the work was stable...
and while I was waiting for the doctor to come back I overheard a couple nurses at the nurses' station discussing another ER patient's case.
Apparently this dude had come in complaining of rectal pain. They took an X-Ray and found at least 8 toy horses in his colon. It sounded serious, but they described his condition as stable.
Due to their stable environment
but it is a stable one.
Their houses are always stable
No.
Well, then I think your stable is burning.
A Stable Genius.
Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.
His condition is now stable.
The room is filthy and there's horseshit everywhere.
Stable WiFi.
She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.
A *neigh*bourhood
He's in stable condition.
I'm finally in a stable relationship.
A stable economy.
A stable economy.
He rubs it and out comes a genie granting him 3 wishes!
1st wish: I want a stable job
2nd wish: I want to be driving a costly vehicle
3rd wish: I want to be surrounded by ladies
Genie makes him a bus driver
Guess I should hold my horses.
doctor: it's so stable, it will never fluctuate again.
They can't find stable connections.
The doctors describe his condition as stable.
Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.
I'll show myself out
Now I have stable wifi.
Doctors say that his condition is stable.
Now I have stable wifi.
They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
The doctor described his condition as stable.
A stable relationship
The bartender says, "Why the long f--" when suddenly the horse cuts him off.
"I've heard that a million times. 'Why the long face, haha!" I hear that everywhere I go."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," says the bartender. "Other than that, how's your
life?"
The horse responds with, "Stable."
Horse replies, The bank denied my home loan because I don't have stable income.
I said No, just a small house down the street
The Bartender says, "Why the long face, your housing seems stable and your life seems on track?"
The stable economy!
Because he's in a stable condition.
...I demand to speak to the manger!
I managed to round up the ingredients for a herdal remedy, the medicine has reined it in and now I'm in a stable condition.
The doctor, recently had a patient with 76 toy horses up his ass.
The doctor said his condition was stable.
A veterinarian
What is a horses top priority when voting?
A stable economy
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