Following is our collection of funny Stab jokes. There are some stab puncture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these stab thrust puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.
He's taking another stab at it.
Then I'm going to stab her.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
He said i was toast.
I don't really enjoy working with horses
The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen
If I'm ever trying to murder someone and they're getting away, I'm just gonna yell "WAIT! YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS!"
and as they come back laughing I'll stab them 47 times in the chest.
* Sergeant, we've arrived at the scene.
* So, what's the situation?
* A woman killed her husband. There were 35 stab wounds, two gunshot wounds, and after decapitating him, she finally burned his body.
* Wow, what was the reason she gave for the crime?
* He stepped where she was cleaning the floor.
* Did you manage to capture the woman?
* No, Sergeant. We are waiting for the floor to dry ...
It becomes a Caesar Salad
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After a while, he stopped seeing the point.
If you stab them, they die
To see if he was done cooking.
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
... but they are out of bayonets and ammo. They tell him to run into battle yelling "Bangitty bangitty bang!!! "Stabbity stabbity stab!"
Much to his surprise, enemy soldiers are dropping all around him.
Then, this really big enemy comes over the hill. The guy yells, "Bangitty bangitty bang!!! "Stabbity stabbity stab!", but the enemy keeps advancing and mows him down. As the enemy walks over him, he hears him shout, "Tankitty tankitty tank!"
And after a while of dancing and drinks both were getting eager to get under the sheets. They drive back to the girls place and just as the guy was taking out his package, the girl asked "is it true about what they say about black guys?" And he whispered in her ear "you bet it is", he then continued to stab her 5 times and steal her purse.
They go back to the girls house and start making out. The girl says seductively "show me that its true what they say about Black Guys". The man then precedes to stab the girl take her purse and run off faster then the wind.
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
The politician tells the soldier to kill Burglar #1, and the two stab each other to death.
The politician then tells the cop to arrest Burglar #2, and the two beat each other unconscious.
The politician then walks up to Burglar #3 and says "I just saved your life, your freedom, and tripled your share of the loot. I think 20% is a fair cut."
They never take a stab in the dark.
It just goes to show you, the only good pun is a dad pun
A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds.
If you stab it enough.
He decided to take another stab at it
If you stab a penguin they die
"They don't mean stab the power outlets"
Nobody helps the poor guy .
The spokesperson for the parole board that granted him his new freedom said they "decided to give him another stab at it."
He says he wants to take another stab at it.
They'll always stab you in the back.
I guess he wants to take another stab at it.
It's also more healthy if you've Et tu
He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.
He's gonna take another stab at it.
A stab wound
A man walks into a butcher shop and asks if the butcher has any duck meat.
The butcher says of course he does, but can only give it on a special condition.
"You can only get the duck if you stab yourself with a butcher's knife" the butcher tells the man.
The man was confused and Immediately demands an explanation for the absurd rule.
The butcher simply points to a sign located outside his store and it clearly reads
"No Harm No Fowl"
Stab it a bunch of times.
Stab it 23 times.
After a bit of dancing they go back to the woman's place
They start to kiss and began to undress
Before the black man takes off his pants the woman says
Is it true what they say about black men
Yes he proceeds to stab her and steals her purse
Somebody really hated his guts.
but I'll take a stab at it.
The penne trait
He rubbed him the wrong way
It's a new type of therapy I'm calling "aqueuepuncture".
Me: Sorry we've run out of coke, is Pepsi ok?
Client: *stab
Me: Ok, have a nice day
Police say it is the wurst murder they've ever seen
Anybody want to take a stab at it?
Guess I shouldn't have ordered the Caesar salad
Stab it 23 times.
Practice.
Guess I should hold my horses.
She like to stay out all night, all of her guy friends invite her over before she can visit them and she always seems genuinely concerned when I try to stab her with a wooden stake.
Sounds like he's taking another stab at it.
The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.
my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"
OJ said he had thought about taking another stab at it.
Sounds like he wanted to take another stab at it.
A: Just stab it 23 times
They always stab you in the back.
I'll take a stab at it
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