The Best 6 St Valentine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny St Valentine jokes. There are some st valentine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these st valentine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest St Valentine Jokes and Puns

My favorite St. Valentines joke

A mother heard her daughter crying in her room, so she went in to see what was the matter.

"What's the matter, dear?"

"Oh, Mom, it's Valentine's Day and nobody loves me!"

The mother thought for a moment and said "Oh, cheer up dear, this isn't the only day nobody loves you!"

I gave my wife the scales for the St. Valentine's day

She gave me a ruler.

What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and St. Valentine?

Snoop Dogg survived getting stoned.

Don't be sad if you didn't have a Valentine's.

I know what you feel. Many people don't have a Patrick on st Patrick's day.

The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St.

Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!

A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:


What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"

"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.

"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the st valentine puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working st valentine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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