The Best 8 St Pattys Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny St Pattys Day jokes. There are some st pattys day jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these st pattys day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest St Pattys Day Jokes and Puns

What's Irish and lays out on your lawn all night after your St. Patrick's Day party?

Patty O'furniture

Please stand for the telling of the official St Patrick's Day joke....

What's Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick's Day joke.
Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...

What do you call a person who's skin falls off while robbing you?

Leper-con. Happy st pattys day!

A perfect St patty's day joke

An Irishman leaves the bar

I got really drunk on St. Patty's Day last year and took the bus home.

That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before


Did you hear about the irish dwarf whose hand fell off while robbing a bank on St. Patty's Day?

He's a leper con

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What do the Irish call St. Patty's Day?

An alcoholiday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the st pattys day jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working st pattys day piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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