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Paddy O'Furniture.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
They gave me a sham rock
Rick O'Shea. (ricochet)
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!!!
What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Paddy O'Furniture!
(Happy St. Patrick's Day)
Thanks, St Patrick
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.
'I gave you a sham rock.'
The teacher addressed his class,"I'll give five dollars to anybody who can name the most famous person in the history of the world."
An Irish boy raised his hand and said,"St. Patrick."
"Sorry Seamus, that's not correct."
Then a French boy raised his hand and said,"Napoleon."
The teacher replied,"I'm sorry, Jean, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and answered,"Jesus Christ."
"That's right, David! You win the five dollars. Congratulations!" As the teacher was handing over the cash he said,"You know David, I'm surprised you said Jesus Christ."
"Yeah, in my heart I knew it was Moses. But business is business."
Patty O'furniture
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What's Irish and sits on the porch?
Patty O'Furniture
That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick's Day joke.
Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...
Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers.
He was Dublin over with laughter.
Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.
Because it was too far to walk!
The bartender began berating me about how much of an uncultured American I am, how I shouldn't even be allowed to drink with the Irish, and really ripping into me because I got the name wrong. Apparently in Ireland the drink is called a 9/11.
On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
Green Day
His first job will be to get some Snakes off a plain.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
But let's face it, thats clearly bullshit, they didn't have cars back then
Pat MiGroin.
Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen.
A St. Pat-trick! Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
Well, theoretically, it could happen...
Very little
If you can't kiss the Blarney Stone today, just use a fake substitute. Any sham rock will do.
Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.
Obviously a sham rock.
Or as the Irish call it...breakfast.
and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
Unicorned Beef
No, it's hiss-story.
ILLEGAL ALIEN!
So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, "Yes, it's called October."
It's the closest Irish will ever get to Christmas.
He was a Slytherin, right?
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