Silly & Ridiculous St Bernards Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
A walk to the zoo.
A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.
What is it when a St. Bernard steps in your Vietnamese soup?
A huge pho paw
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven and were seeking admission. God Himself decided to hear their appeal from His judgement seat.
The St Bernard said "I was a valued rescue dog and helped find those nuns after the avalanche."
"Fine then, you're in," said God.
The collie said, "I was always faithful to my master and brought the family together when they were down."
"Sounds wonderful," said God. "Welcome."
Then it was the cat's turn. "Why should we let you in?" asked God.
"Well actually, I think you're in my chair."
St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers.
That's how they survive the winters.
