The Best 4 Squishy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squishy jokes. There are some squishy chewy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squishy blueberry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squishy Jokes and Puns

How physicists see other sciences:

Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

What do you call a rotten gourd?

A squishy squash.

I don't understand hard boiled eggs...

The crunchy and the squishy just don't go well together.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squishy soft jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squishy rubbery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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