The Best 4 Squish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squish jokes. There are some squish burp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squish flatten puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squish Jokes and Puns

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a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.

Why did the man squish the cockroach?

Because he said to the man, "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her.'

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

I don't get why cats hate showering

Why do they always scream when I squish them dry?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squish smash jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squish titties piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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