The Best 5 Squirter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squirter jokes. There are some squirter pollen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squirter ejaculation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squirter Jokes and Puns

For Christmas last year I got a sweater.

This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter.

Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas?

When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.

I got a sweater for Christmas.

I squirter would've made me happier.

I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter.

Cut an artery

I understand why joker likes harley quinn

If he gives her a flower, she becomes a squirter


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squirter sweater jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squirter sprinkler piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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