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Hungry
Too keep his nuts dry.
Don't believe him, he was a nut.
He is an expert at hiding nuts.
but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?
One eats nuts and berries, the other nuts, eats then buries.
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
I tried to ignore it but it happened a second time and then a third.
Looking up in anger I saw two squirrels that looked like they were up to no good, so I screamed up at them, "what are you trying to do start a war?!?!"
The bigger of the two looked down at me and said, "nah man, just trying to bust a nut."
To keep their nuts dry
Climb up a tree and pretend you're nuts.
Nut-flix!
A joke my 8 y/o daughter made up this morning. Thought it was pretty good!
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so it wont get its nuts wet
It's just nuts.
...said one squirrel to another.
The other said in disbelief, "You're nuts."
Shit's Nuts...
To keep his nuts dry
Two trees are talking in a city park one day. The first tree asks "Why do all the squirrels go to you and not me? It's like they don't trust me."
"Well," says the second tree, "it's because you've got no nuts."
Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts.
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The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
Just act like a nut.
Because it's No Nut November.
There were nuts in it.
(Sorry)
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?
C'mon, let's get nuts.
Says, " Hey bartender, you got any nuts?"
Bartender says, "Get out of here you squirrel "
Next day squirrel runs into the same bar, says " Hey bartender you got any nuts?"
Bartender says, " Get out of here squirrel, we don't serve your kind here. If I see you in here again, I'll nail your ass to the wall!"
Next day the squirrel run into the bar and says, " Hey bartender, you got any nails?"
Bartender says, " I ain't got any nails!"
Squirrel says, " Then do you got any nuts?"
To keep their nuts warm.
...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack.
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
me: because you're short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
You'd have to be pretty nuts
He knows nutting.
Because they're storing their nuts for the winter.
Isn't that nuts?
A place to put my nut in and forget about.
Take off your pants and show him your nuts
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