The Best 7 Squire Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squire jokes. There are some squire liege jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squire medieval puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squire Jokes and Puns

King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

Squire: 384 my liege

king: Ok, round them up

Squire: 400 my liege

What did the squire say to his boss after he tucked him in?

Night knight.

What did the Catholic crusader do once he was finished with the front of the squire?

He turned the page.

A knight asks a squire for the time

The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time

Lost Shakespearean Soliloquy

Scholars have found an heretofore unknown piece of Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor" thought to be an homage to Aristophanes' "Lysistrata." It is a short speech by a sexually frustrated squire named Fullstaff.


Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy....

it'll say this page cannot be found.

Why did the squire go to the tournament at sundown?

It was knight time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squire sire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squire knight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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