Squire Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squire jokes. Read squire liege jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squire medieval puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

Squire: 384 my liege

king: Ok, round them up

Squire: 400 my liege

What did the squire say to his boss after he tucked him in?

Night knight.

What did the Catholic crusader do once he was finished with the front of the squire?

He turned the page.

A knight asks a squire for the time

The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time

Lost Shakespearean Soliloquy

Scholars have found an heretofore unknown piece of Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor" thought to be an homage to Aristophanes' "Lysistrata." It is a short speech by a s**... frustrated squire named Fullstaff.

Did you know, if you google medieval squire boy....

it'll say this page cannot be found.

Why did the squire go to the tournament at sundown?

It was knight time.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the squire sire puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working squire knight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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