The Best 5 Squinty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squinty jokes. There are some squinty rincon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squinty cockeyed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squinty Jokes and Puns

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Saw my friend JC with a squinty eye and asked him what happened..

He said he was having a really bad day coz he accidentally jizzed himself in the eye while jerking off.

Basically he said "I came, eye sore."

I concurred.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squinty chihuahua jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squinty rincoln piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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