The Best 11 Squint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squint jokes. There are some squint eyeball jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squint squinty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squint Jokes and Puns

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough?

I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!

In America, we hold staring contests.

In Asia, they squint.

Squint joke, In America, we hold staring contests.

How to be an asian...

Just squint your eyes and say "We all how smaw deek" out loud.

The flash from the Hiroshima bomb was so bright...

...that even today, people there walk around with their eyes in a squint


What's the deal with short films?

I'm so tall that I have to squint to see them!

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Squint joke, What is blurrier the more you squint?

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

You say I'm squinting

but I'm just centralised.

A squint eyed person's father dies

He buries his uncle instead

PS: no offense

A Squint on a bike

A squint was riding the bike when someone warned him : careful of that Mailbox!!,

The squint replayed : no worries, I'll go between them.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squint bright jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squint caucasian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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