The Best 9 Squids Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squids jokes. There are some squids vests jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squids octopussy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squids Jokes and Puns

What language do squids speak?


*A joke my really high bf just made, we don't know if it's been said before but here it is anyway*

How do squids greet each other?

What's kraken?

What do you call a bunch of squids?

A squad...

What do you call two squids that look alike


What do you call twin squids?


Nobody understands when I tell them squids are monsters, but I know I'm right because...

Monsters, Inc.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry

*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

What part of the animal hospital do they treat squids?

The Squid-ward

What happened when the octopus found a suitcase full of £20 notes?

It was squids in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squids clownfish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squids squid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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