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60 squid jokes and hilarious squid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about squid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you need a good laugh? Look no further! Check out this hilarious collection of navy squid jokes, squid game puns, una-meatier one-liners, and wise octopus sayings. Be sure to share these squid puns with family and friends.

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Popular Squid Short Jokes

Short squid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The squid humour may include short octopus jokes also.

  1. I don't understand why they say hundreds of people lost in Squid game. In the end, 45.6 billion won.
  2. What language do squids speak? Inklish.
    *A joke my really high bf just made, we don't know if it's been said before but here it is anyway*
  3. What did the octopus say when he found out his wife had 10 tentacles? You've got to be squidding me!
  4. Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night? He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!
  5. I believe that if someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return. You know, squid pro quo.
  6. I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher. She said, "I don't know what we should watch."
    I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"
    She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."
  7. How does a squid couple take the next step in their relationship? They get calimarried
  8. How much does an unwell octopus cost? Sick Squid.
  9. What does a squid say when it's in a hurry? Lets get Kraken
  10. How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?
    Ten tickles

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Squid One Liners

Which squid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with squid? I can suggest the ones about squash and squirt.

  1. What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
  2. How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles.
  3. What did Poseidon say to the giant squid? What's Kraken?
  4. What's the difference between an octopus and a squid? A squid has TEN-TICKLES!
  5. You know what they call Squid Game in France? A Battle Royale with Cheese.
  6. How do squids greet each other? What's kraken?
  7. I got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction. They put me in the Squid ward.
  8. What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!
  9. What do you call a bunch of squids? A squad...
  10. What do you call a group of squid? A squad
  11. What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley
  12. What did the squid say when he left the party? *Sorry guys, I gotta squidaddle*
  13. How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles
  14. Did you know that the octopus is the only sea creature with tentacles? Just squidding!
  15. What do you call it when a cephalopod returns a favor? Squid pro quo.

Giant Squid Jokes

Here is a list of funny giant squid jokes and even better giant squid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just heard a really good joke about a giant squid It's Kraken me up
  • What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken?
    JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
  • What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!
  • How do you make a giant squid laugh? With Ten-Tickles
  • So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him "What's kraken?"
    (badum chh)

Squid Ink Jokes

Here is a list of funny squid ink jokes and even better squid ink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a squid that plays with itself? An Ink-u-bater
  • Have you heard about the squid that's really good at his job? The manager says he's an ink-redible employee.
  • Where does squid ink pasta live? In the Spaghetto
  • Who robs banks and squirts ink?
    Billy the Squid.
  • What do you call a squid that throws up speaks 2 languages and tags buildings? Bile ink wall
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about squid can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of squid puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Squid Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about squid you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sponge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make squid prank.

A shark was swimming around looking for food...

... and he catches a squid.
The squid says: "don't eat me, I'm really sick!"
So the shark says: "fine, I won't eat you. But I know just what to do with you..."
The shark takes the squid to his friend and says: "here's the sick squid I owe you."

A lion and a tiger make a liger, a whale and dolphin a wolphin, a squid and octopus a scquoctopus. What would a five-year old and a horse be?

Definitely i**....

What do you call a squid taco?

h**...

What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves?

s**... Squid

Who is Squidwards favorite rapper?

Future

What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures?

Squid pro quo.

You can't make a squid cake...

But you can make an octopi.

How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry
*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed

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