The Best 49 Squid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squid jokes. There are some squid prawn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squid crustaceans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squid Jokes and Puns

What do you call a squid that plays with itself?

An Ink-u-bater

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken?


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How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What do you call a squid taco?


What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What do you call a Jamaican squid?


Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense?


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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How many tickles...

How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

You can't make a squid cake...

But you can make an octopi.

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Mon Calamari

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles... You get it? Because "Tentacles"... Lol squids have Tentacles Hahahah no? Okay sorry

*Drops phone, then proceeds to hang himself"

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What do you call the part of an animal hospital that treats fish?

The squid ward

A shark was swimming around looking for food...

... and he catches a squid.

The squid says: "don't eat me, I'm really sick!"

So the shark says: "fine, I won't eat you. But I know just what to do with you..."

The shark takes the squid to his friend and says: "here's the sick squid I owe you."

Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?

He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!

What do you call it when a cephalopod returns a favor?

Squid pro quo.

When the marine biologist discovered the first ten legged squid with toes, he said...


I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures?

Squid pro quo.

What did the red devil squid say when he was beaten in combat?

I am Humboldt.

How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)

What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?

What's Kraken?

How does a squid couple take the next step in their relationship?

They get calimarried

A lion and a tiger make a liger, a whale and dolphin a wolphin, a squid and octopus a scquoctopus. What would a five-year old and a horse be?

Definitely illegal.

Have you heard about the squid that's really good at his job?

The manager says he's an ink-redible employee.

Where does squid ink pasta live?

In the Spaghetto

Who is Squidwards favorite rapper?


TIL baby squid come out laughing when they are born!

Makes sense I suppose... their mums do give them ten-tickles.

Another guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm.

Barman says "what's with this octopus?"

"This is the sick squid I owe you." Says the guy.

What does a squid and a whale have in common?

The Japanese love them

A favor for a neighbor is a good deed.

A favor for a favor is quid pro quo.

A favor for SpongeBob's neighbor is squid pro quo.

How do you make a giant squid laugh?

With Ten-Tickles

How you call a high squid


What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves?

Suicide Squid

I just heard a really good joke about a giant squid

It's Kraken me up

How does a squid go into battle?


What does a squid say when it's in a hurry?

Lets get Kraken

What's the difference between an octopus and a squid?

A squid has TEN-TICKLES!

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?


How do squids greet each other?

What's kraken?

How much does an unwell octopus cost?

Sick Squid.

I believe that if someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return.

You know, squid pro quo.

You know what they call Squid Game in France?

A Battle Royale with Cheese.

I was browsing through Netflix with my cooking teacher.

She said, "I don't know what we should watch."

I said, "Would you consider Squid Game?"

She said, "No, because it isn't wild meat."

I don't understand why they say hundreds of people lost in Squid Game.

In the end, 45.6 billion won.

What did the squid say when he left the party?

*Sorry guys, I gotta squidaddle*

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