The Best 7 Squeegee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squeegee jokes. There are some squeegee board jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squeegee seance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squeegee Jokes and Puns

How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer?

With a Squeegee Board

How does the ghost of a janitor communicate with the living world?

Squeegee board

A woman gets a phone call

A woman gets a phone call saying "The viper is coming shortly". She thinks nothing of it.

She gets another call. "The viper is coming in two hours."

She freaks out and calls the cops.

Two hours later, a short Russian man with a squeegee knocks on her door.

"I am the viper. I'd like to vash the vindows."

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

What does an occult window washer use?

A squeegee board


What do you use when you want to clean windows during a seance?

a squeegee board.

What do you call a haunted glass door?

A squeegee board

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squeegee strut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squeegee wipe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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