Squeamish Jokes
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What's it called when the person delivering your baby suddenly becomes squeamish and can no longer fulfill his/her duties?
A midwife crisis
If you're squeamish, take a rocket to space
Because in space, no one can hear you squeam.
A man walks into a doctor's office with stomach problems
The doctor runs some tests and tells the man it can be solved, but he has to take a suppository once a day for two weeks. The doctor inserts the first one to show the patient how it is done.
The next day the man is trying to insert the medication, but is too squeamish to do it. So he asks his wife to help. Gladly she says yes and the man bends over as the wife braces herself with one hand on his should and the other to insert the medication. As the wife is about to insert the suppository the man jumps up shock.
"what's wrong, did I hurt you?" asks the wife.
"No" said the husband "I just realized the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders when he gave me the medication"
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