The Best 8 Squeaky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squeaky jokes. There are some squeaky squarely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squeaky vans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squeaky Jokes and Puns

Have you heard about the sober rubber duck?

He's been squeaky clean for 8 months

Man who washes with dog toy

becomes squeaky clean

If a cat catches all the mice on your property...

does that make it squeaky clean?

How do you spot a meth - head in Wal-Mart...

In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel.

You know what they say about straight guys whining about gay men?

The squeaky wheel wants to get greased


I like my women like I like my bed...

Soft yet firm, making a squeaky noise with me and my blanket on top..

My father used to be a soap dealer...

...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squeaky clop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squeaky caterpillar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes