Squeaks Jokes
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A blonde girl sets out to prove blonde aren't dumb
A blonde girl rents out a stadium and invites as many blondes as she can and sure enough 80,000 blondes fill the stadium and she films it all on live television. She invites a little 4 year old girl out in front of everyone and asks her what's 2+2? The little girl shivers and squeaks out T-three? The crowd erupts yelling Give her another chance! So they do and ask her again what's 2+2? The girl stands there for a moment before answering is it 4? The crowd starts chanting once again Give her another chance!
A r**... and a midget get into an accident
The midget gets out of his car, hands on his hips and squeaks angrily, "I am not happy!"
The r**... spits and drawls "so which one are you?"
What do you call a Chinese despot who squeaks when he opens his mouth
Mousey Tongue
My keyboard squeaks
and so does my mouse.
What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks
kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.
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