Squeak Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Squeak puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Squeak

What do you call a midget in a gang?

A pimp squeak.

I tried communicating with a mouse

But, I couldn't squeak her language.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

A construction worker goes to the foreman and says "Sir, there's something wrong with the wheelbarrow"

The foreman says "What do you mean?" and the worker says "Well, when I push it, it goes 'Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... Squeak... *squeak*... ' "

The foreman says "You're fired!" and the worker says "What for?"

"Because," says the foreman, "it should have been going 'Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*Squeak*squeak*...' "

Saloon owner in the mid 1800's asks the carpenter

"Can you make the floors not squeak except when a bad person walks in?"

Carpenter says " WAT?"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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