The Best 5 Squeak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squeak jokes. There are some squeak grunt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squeak goofy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squeak Jokes and Puns

What do you call a midget in a gang?

A pimp squeak.

What's a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

I tried communicating with a mouse

But, I couldn't squeak her language.

What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

Saloon owner in the mid 1800's asks the carpenter

"Can you make the floors not squeak except when a bad person walks in?"

Carpenter says " WAT?"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squeak rustle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working squeak sassy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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