Squat Jokes

Funniest Squat Short Jokes

Short squat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The squat humour may include short squash jokes also.

1. Sometimes, I will squat to the floor, hug my legs, and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
2. Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward because that's how I roll
3. I've been squatting at the gym. I sleep in one of the lockers. So far I haven't been busted.
4. I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment Turns out they were ten-ants.
5. Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll.
6. Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward.
   Why?
   That's how I roll.
7. A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
   When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?
8. Why did Jack get hit by a sport car going in reverse during his exercise? Because the driver can't see jack squat in the rear view mirror.
9. I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward. That's how I roll...
10. After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.

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Squat One Liners

Which squat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with squat? I can suggest the ones about crouching and kneeling.

1. What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat
2. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
3. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice workout? "Frost" squats!
4. Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
5. whats the best exercise for lazy people? diddly squats
6. My pe teacher tried to make me exercise... I told her you can't make me do squat.
7. What's Ned Flanders' favorite exercise? Diddly-squats!
8. What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat.
9. What kind of work out do lazy people do? Diddly-squats
10. What do you call a person that does squats every day A back-end developer
11. What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do? Diddily-squats.
12. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops.
13. My fitness instructor asked me what type of squat I want to do today… I said Diddly.
14. I'm stuck on the toilet. Call the Squat Team.
15. Without chairs we'd have squat.

Squat Gym Jokes

Here is a list of funny squat gym jokes and even better squat gym puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A guy at the gym asked me if I wanted to learn how to properly squat... I said, "no thank you, I'm a homeowner."
• Do you squat here often?

Squat Rack Jokes

Here is a list of funny squat rack jokes and even better squat rack puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get a slav for a birthday present? A squat rack

Playful Squat Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about squat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squirt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make squat pranks.