The Best 30 Squat Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Squat jokes. There are some squat dinosore jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squat hop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Squat Jokes and Puns
Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
Sometimes, I will squat to the floor, hug my legs, and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward
because that's how I roll
What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?
Diddly squat
I've been squatting at the gym.
I sleep in one of the lockers. So far I haven't been busted.
Sometimes when I'm alone in my room
I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll.
Sometimes I squat...
...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward.
Why?
That's how I roll.
My PE teacher tried to make me exercise...
I told her you can't make me do squat.
Why did Jack get hit by a sport car going in reverse during his exercise?
Because the driver can't see jack squat in the rear view mirror.
I like to squat down, wrap my arms around my knees, and lean forward.
That's how I roll...
What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?
Diddly squat.
You can explore squat chipmunk reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean squat kneel dad jokes. There are also squat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A man walks into a gym
He walks up to the owner and says, Hey! What are all these lines for?
The owner replies, Oh, these are the lines to the different activities
That's the kick line, that's the weightlifting line, that's the squat line, that's the-
The owner paused, looking worried.
The mans says, what's wrong?
The owner slowly looks at him and yells, We forgot the punchline!
I'm stuck on the toilet.
Call the Squat Team.
What do you do when you're in a busy city and you need to take a huge dump?
First things first, you find a decent plastic bag asap.
Then, you need to takes your pants off and be in a squat.
Take the plastic bag.........
put it over your head so that people don't see your face.
Without chairs
we'd have squat.
After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds.
Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.
What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains?
A Suicide Squat
Mike Tyson does one squat
Then the next day at work he always ends up calling in thicc.
Nothing is stronger than love
Except Ronnie Coleman.
He can squat 800lbs
I'm gonna have my future grandkids call me Poppa Squat
So on my tombstone I can have "Pop a squat next to Poppa Squat"
What will kill you on leg day?
Suicide squat.
How do anarchists exercise?
They squat.
What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight?
He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...
What did Loki get after a 1000 squat workout?
A Thor Asgard.
How much did the obese man know about fitness?
Diddly squat
What do you get a slav for a birthday present?
A squat rack
The best name for a child
I want to name my child squat so when he's a grandpa his grandchildren will call him papa squat.
What do you call a Soviet penal battalion?
A suicide squat
What's the difference between a frat boy and a 70 year old man?
The frat boy needs to squat to teabag somebody.
A guy at the gym asked me if I wanted to learn how to properly squat...
I said, "no thank you, I'm a homeowner."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the squat stoop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working squat sleeves piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.