Squat Gym Jokes
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Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a b**... coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. o**... turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?
Diddly squat
I've been squatting at the gym.
I sleep in one of the lockers. So far I haven't been busted.
A tiger goes to the gym...
... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?
A man walks into a gym
He walks up to the owner and says, Hey! What are all these lines for?
The owner replies, Oh, these are the lines to the different activities
That's the kick line, that's the weightlifting line, that's the squat line, that's the-
The owner paused, looking worried.
The mans says, what's wrong?
The owner slowly looks at him and yells, We forgot the punchline!
A guy at the gym asked me if I wanted to learn how to properly squat...
I said, "no thank you, I'm a homeowner."
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