Squares Jokes

Following is our collection of toblerone puns and triangle one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Squares jokes for adults, dirty cubed jokes and clean radius dad gags for kids.

The Best Squares Puns

Black and white...

I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face.

I'll have to get this checked.

I never trust octagons.

They're always lazy, just squares that cut all the corners.

Today's date: 4/9/16

2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16

Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?

There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.


What do you get when you cross two squares with an ogre?

...a Shrektangle.

Two squares crashed into each other,

it was a wreck-tangle.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

Why do the other numbers not hang out with 1, 4, 9, 16, and 25?

Because they're just a bunch of squares.


Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles..

Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!

Do you know why I hate hexagons more than squares?

Because hexagons are more edgy

I'm gonna make a good dad one day...

Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"

Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"

Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."

A wallhacker joins a COD game,

he comes a cross this one guy who is pretending to be a soldier. The soldier says "Alright, men. We need to step it up", the wallhacker replies: "I don't see any men here, just a bunch of squares."

What is the language of the squares?

Cuban.

Why are squares fantastic lawyers?

They are always right.

What's the nerdiest birthday?

4/16/25 - 3 squares in 1

I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on.

I was really cracka lackin'.


What has more squares than a checkerboard?

An Alabama family tree.

Why was Fermat depressed?

Because his math teacher just told him his parents were both squares.

What is a drummer's favorite variable when making a Least Squares Regression Line (LSRL)?

The y-hat.

Why don't atheists use squares?

Cause most of them are not carpenters that believe in higher powers.

'Cracker' is racist.

They should be called Crispy Baked Squares.

Waitress: Have i kept you waiting long?

Me: No, but did you know there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling.

The field of statistics

is the sum of squares.

My favorite sexual position is 169

Because it's two squares together and 69 is still involved

Have you ever wondered why Triangles are more successful than Squares or Circles?

Well it's because, early on. Square and Circle were ugly babies, but the triangle was acute one :)

Why are squares so sad?

Because, they have four coroners.

Did you hear about the family of squares that had a terrible car accident?

When the medics arrived they were nothing but wrecked-angles.

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