Squarely Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squarely jokes. Read squarely firmly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squarely grabs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Ridiculous Squarely Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

A man with a dog and a cat walks into a bar...

The man, the dog, and the cat all sit down at the bar and the bartender says "What can I get you?" The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I'll take a v**..., the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a scotch." The bartender looks absolutely shocked at the dog and says "This is AMAZING! You're a dog that can talk..." The guy looks at the bartender, and says "Don't be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist."

Jesus and the woman taken in adultery

The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"

All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.

"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"

A man walks into a bar with his dog and cat.

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, "I'll have a v**..., the man will have a water, and the cat will have a scotch."

The bewildered bartender looks at the dog and says, "This is AMAZING! You're a talking dog..."

The man looks at the bartender and says, "Don't be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist."

I can never be a fan of Negative People...

Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary.

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