The Best 35 Square Root Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Square Root jokes. There are some square root jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these square root puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Square Root Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred

She's a perfect ten but imaginary

I have to say that my girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She's a perfect ten but sadly, she's imaginary.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100

Perfect 10, but imaginary


My friends laughed at me

when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.

Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
>
>plus three times the square root of four,
>
>divided by seven,
>
>plus five times eleven,
>
>is nine squared and not a bit more."

My Valentine is like the square root of -100...

A 10, but imaginary

Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!"

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you need 3 squared meals a day.

The police arrested 3 as well as 7, why?

Because 3 was the root of the problem.

A mathematician walks into a bar

A mathematician walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry but we've run out of beer. We have only root beer for today."

"No problem", replies the mathematician. "Just serve me in a square glass."

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"The person who answers this last question gets to leave early" said the teacher

"Now what is the sum of three and two, multiplied by the square root of 6 " the teacher asked.

The class began scribbling furiously. All except for Bobby. Bobby raised his hand and the teacher called on him.

"5" answered Bobby confidently. He began to pack up his things and walk to the door.

"Not quite correct Bobby" the teacher said "so you don't get to leave early"

"You didn't say it had to be correct...Just that someone had to answer"

What do you get when you square root a Muslim?

Radical Islam.

What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ?

They're both completely irrational.

My girlfriend is like the square root of 2

She's very real, but completely irrational.

Girls are like square roots...

If they're under 18 just do them in your head.

my boyfriend is like the square root of -100

a solid 10 but completely imaginary

I put root beer in a square mug.

Now I have beer.

What's the square root of Minecraft?

There's three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.


So the speed of light, e, and the square root of (-1) walk into a bar...

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in here first, and you just went in front of me!" (-1)^1/2 just says, "Hey, man, I'm just following the rules here!"
Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "No, no, no, you idiot, it's *i* before *e* **except** after c!

Who killed Abraham Lincoln?

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Whatever you do, don't tell this joke to a math person; they will just make you upset

Bill is a giant nerd, and he knows that he isn't perceived as cool; in fact, lots of people call him a square. So, in an effort to be cool, he finds some cool guys and decides to go do everything he can with them.

They say, "Hey Bill, we're going to the bar. Want to come?"

He says, "Sure," and comes to the bar. They all order shots and beers. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he orders shots and beers, and they all have a great time.

Next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a club. Bill comes along with them. They all start grinding on women and ordering tons of booze. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he does the same and has a good time.

The next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a football game. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he comes along. The guys are all cheering for their team enthusiastically, but Bill just sits quietly in his seat. Finally one of the guys says, "Bill, this isn't like you. Everything else we've done, you've joined in happily. Why won't you root for the team with us?"

Bill replies, "Well, I don't want to be a square. And rooting? Rooting is for squares."

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer.

If you don't get it, think mathematically.

I have a phobia of the square root of 2

It's just one of my irrational fears

What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation?

Square Root.
Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized.

A mathematical limerick

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

What's the square root of 69?

Eight somethin'

What's the Square Root of 69?

Ate something.

My GPA..

My GPA is the square root of -16.
An imaginary 4.0

Girls and square roots have one thing in common...

If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

My best friend told me he was planning on naming his son "Square Root of 2".

Luckily his wife managed to convince him that would be completely irrational.

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

Why do plants hate maths?

Because it gives them squared roots

Why shouldn't potato be a part of a square meal?

Because It's a root vegetable

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