Square Math Jokes
36 square math jokes and hilarious square math puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about square math that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Square Math Short Jokes
Short square math jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The square math humour may include short square shape jokes also.
- A Math Joke The mathematician says, Pi r squared.
The baker replies, No, pies are round. Cakes are square. - My son asked if I could help him with his math homework. He said "Do I know the square root of minus 1?" I said "aye"
- Math teachers have been lying to you. You're whole life math teachers have said Pi R squared, but that's a lie, My mother maid pie, and Pie are round
- I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"
Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"
Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..." - Math majors have terrible grammar... How else can you explain them saying "pie are squared"?
- Why was Fermat depressed? Because his math teacher just told him his parents were both squares.
- I had to go talk to my math teacher since I missed the lesson on radicals Glad I got everything squared away.
- A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
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Square Math One Liners
Which square math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with square math? I can suggest the ones about perfect square and square root.
- Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots.
- Why do plants hate maths? Because it gives them squared roots
- Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square.
- How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots.
- Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal
- My Girlfriend is the Square Root of -100 I like math.
- What's a math class' favorite part of a plant? The square roots.
- E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. - Maths Joke!!! Whats yellow and impossible?
Taking the square root of a negative banana. - Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU?
A RADICAL EMU!!!!!! - "Pi R Squared", said my math teacher. "b**...!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"
- What do you call two Australian math nerds having s**...? A square root.
Square Math Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about square math you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make square math pranks.
Whatever you do, don't tell this joke to a math person; they will just make you upset
Bill is a giant nerd, and he knows that he isn't perceived as cool; in fact, lots of people call him a square. So, in an effort to be cool, he finds some cool guys and decides to go do everything he can with them.
They say, "Hey Bill, we're going to the bar. Want to come?"
He says, "Sure," and comes to the bar. They all order shots and beers. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he orders shots and beers, and they all have a great time.
Next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a club. Bill comes along with them. They all start grinding on women and ordering tons of booze. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he does the same and has a good time.
The next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a football game. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he comes along. The guys are all cheering for their team enthusiastically, but Bill just sits quietly in his seat. Finally one of the guys says, "Bill, this isn't like you. Everything else we've done, you've joined in happily. Why won't you root for the team with us?"
Bill replies, "Well, I don't want to be a square. And rooting? Rooting is for squares."
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I tried to come up with a math joke...
but all my ideas were derivative
and the punchline didn't add up.
Anyway, comedy has no absolute value.
Your jokes are sum of the best,
but minus not very funny
because I'm a perfect square.
I halve one, I guess...
but you're too obtuse to get it,
and trying to simplify it
has left me divided
and at my limit.
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A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...
Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
Warning: Dad humor following.
John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"