The Best 3 Square Inch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Square Inch jokes. There are some square inch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these square inch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Square Inch Jokes and Puns

An atmosphere walks into a bar

With 0.2 pounds per square inch left over.

A physics Joke

So Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting while Newton and Pascal hide. Pascal runs off and hides while Newton doesn't move an inch. Instead, he draws a square around himself in the dirt.
After Einstein finishes counting, he opens his eyes and says, "Found you Newton! That was easy"
Newton says; "No you didn't. You found Pascal"
He points down to the square in the dirt. "One Newton per meter squared"

What do Jeremy Lin after a win and Dove chocolate have in common?

They both give women one square inch of joy.

Came up with this after seeing the Dove commercial and remembering that Tweet from the news reporter about Jeremy Lin giving a girl three inches of pain.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the square inch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working square inch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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