The Best 51 Squar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Squar jokes. There are some squar quadratic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these squar broadway puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Squar Jokes and Puns

So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Where do Squarells live?

In Geometrees.

I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles.

Squar joke, Where do Squarells live?

What's the square root of 69? ;)

8.30662386

What's the Square Root of 69?

Ate something.


Square Root of Negative One and Pie.

The square root of negative one and Pi are having an argument. After a lengthy discussion the square root of negative one says: 'Will you just be rational?' To that pie replies: 'Get real.'

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Squar joke, How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Why do they say "be there or be square"?

because if you are square, you are not around.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

Eight-something!

What did the square say to the root?

"Radical"

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What? The square root of some numbers give us a infinite non-recurring decimal?

That's absurd!

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Are you the square root of -100?

Cause you're the only 10i see.

I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power...

Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Squar joke, What do you mean pi r square?

My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred

She's a perfect ten but imaginary

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

the square root of a depressed X

is complex


What do square numbers and girls have in common?

If they're under 12, you do them in your head.

How is squaring numbers and girls similar?

If they're under 13 it's better to do them in your head.

What do you get when you square root a Muslim?

Radical Islam.

Why are squares so sad?

Because, they have four coroners.

What's the square root of a hyper cube?

A sugar cube!

What square did the knight move onto A6 from?

The square that it was on B4

What is the square root of the Quran?

Radical Islam.

Why are squares fantastic lawyers?

They are always right.

"Pi R Squared", said my math teacher.

"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

Two squares crashed into each other,

it was a wreck-tangle.

What is the square root of Pai?

"To access your calculator's premium features like sine, square and square root, and logarithm, please call to have a contractor install the software"

What has more squares than a checkerboard?

An Alabama family tree.

The square root of -1 walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

Pi R squared

Cake R round

Even if my d were squared

My sex life would still be root negative one!

When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary

Just like my friends

What's the square root of -1?

My love life

What's the square root of 69?

Eight somethin'

What is the square root of 4,761?

What I did with your mom last night

Where did the square go after killing the triangle?

To prism.

I squared up with X and Y last year

That fight keeps circling back to me

"be there or be square"

Being square is the only way you can fit in sometimes.

What is the square root of 4,761?

Your mother

2 squares and 2 circles

2 squares were in an argument and 2 circles were in an argument.

The squares were arguing over who was hotter, even though they were both 90 degrees.

The 2 circles argue all the time so the argument was pretty pointless.

What's the square root of Minecraft?

There's three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

What's the square root of 69?

I suck at math, but I think it's ate something

When does a square become a cube?

When it hits cuberty.

Squares are cool, but circles have

pi

Why didn't 4 ask out 5?

Because he was two squared.

Why did the square fall in love with the triangle?

Because she had acute angle.

What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ?

They're both completely irrational.

What does a square grow when it gets older?

Cubic hair.

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