Spying Jokes
37 spying jokes and hilarious spying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Spying Short Jokes
Short spying jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The spying humour may include short spies jokes also.
- Cardi B's sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her 'Cagey B'
- If you think your microwave spying on you is bad... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
- President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
- Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
- A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
- I always assumed that China has extremely sophisticated spying technology that they use on their rivals. Well, that balloon has burst.
- Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you? Because it's the one place you can't put tin foil.
- The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment, when they discover a hard drive labelled KGB . One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?
- A Serial Killer, Car Thief and Russian Spy walks into a bar And that was just the first guy
- My neighbor thinks I spy on her.. I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now
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Spying One Liners
Which spying one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with spying? I can suggest the ones about espionage and hacking.
- The three most well-known spy agencies are the CIA, KGB, and MI5. The rest are good.
- Where does a spy sleep? Under covers.
- Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key.
- Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance
- What do you call two gay women spying on each other? lesbianage
- What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A steak out
- What is Donald Trump's Spy Name? Agent Orange!
- Why did the spy cross the road? He was never on your side
- What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?
- What do you call a Medieval spy? Sir Veillance
- What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay.
- Why do accordion players make terrible spies? They always fold under pressure.
- How do guilt-ridden spies communicate with each other? Remorse code
- Did you hear about the bee that became a russian spy? He always was a cagey bee
- What do you call a Swedish spy film? The Bjorn Identity.
Comical Spying Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about spying you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surveillance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make spying pranks.
Don't be worried about your iPhone and laptop spying on you
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Instead of actual serious spying gear, the Chinese used a balloon. Why?
Because of inflation.
If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again,
Because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years
People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them. Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.
It's your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about....
....it's been collecting dirt on you for years.
I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs
I mean most of our computers are labelled "Intel"
I told my wife that I think all our electrical items are spying on us.
Nonsense she said.
I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed. The toaster laughed.
I told my wife the our phones were spying on us.
"Nonsense" she said. I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed.
The Yeti
A local married couple came forward today and said that a Yeti was spying on them while they were having s**... in their swimming pool, watching them intently before running off into the woods.
Now, I've been called lots of things in the past but that's just mean.
The chief editor of the New York Times is traveling in the Amazon jungle
He travels deep into the jungle hoping to write a story about a tribe of cannibals.
After a couple of weeks he finally locates the tribe and starts spying on them from behind some trees.
He feels a tap on the shoulder and he quickly gets captured and finds himself t**... and looks down and sees a spit with glowing coals warming up below him.
He screams for mercy and says You don't understand, I'm the chief editor of the New York Times!! .
The head cannibal replied, relax…
Soon you'll be the editor in chief…
If you think that your microwave is collecting data and the Tv is spying on you is bad enough...
The vacuum have been gathering dirt on your for years...
Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts
They never saw him coming.
I told my wife not to worry about her smart phone and tv spying on us….
Because the vacuum has been gathering our dirt for years!
What do you call it when two actors are spying on each other?
thespianage
I think we're looking at the NSA spying thing the wrong way, there are potential positives.
Soon if you forget your email password you'll be able to ring the CIA and they'll remind you.
Apple had to stop spying on its competitors...
...they had a lack of Intel.
Have you heard about the paranoid dyslexic?
He's afraid NASA is spying on him.
First we discovered TikTok was a Chinese spying app, then we discovered China was putting spyware in the electronics they sell us...
And today the fortune cookie in my Chinese food reminded me I needed to buy milk.
