The Best 11 Spun Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spun jokes. There are some spun weave jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spun twirl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spun Jokes and Puns
If you spun an Oriental guy around and round...
Would he become _disoriented?_
"Give me a moment"
"Give me a moment," says the physicist as he sits in his desk chair. He wonders why nobody has spun him around yet.
I once knew a man who spun Asian people round in a circle a few times and when he was done they would be European
It's the truth, he could disorient people.
I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs.
Not sure why the dial spun a full 360 before it stopped on 150 though.
Did you hear what happened to the Chinese guy who spun around one time too many?
He got disoriented
What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie chick
A washing machine won't follow you around for 3 weeks asking to get spun after you dump your load in her
You know, I was a little skeptical when they tied me up and spun me around very fast, but I think it's grown on me.
I'm a fan.
What did the Cashew say to the cobweb?
Ye leet mate, you've proper spun me nut n that haha
It is always fun to spin a pun.
It makes us cringe to hear pun spun.
I told my dad something today…
I walked right up to him and said, "I'm gay." I spun around and was walking the other way when I heard, "Wait, I'm Dad, nice to meet you Gay."
What Have I Done. I Spun That...
Nun's Buns.
Got myself a homerun.
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