The Best 12 Spud Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spud jokes. There are some spud brunett jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spud spudnik puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spud Jokes and Puns

What do you call a spud that smokes weed?

A baked potato

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.

What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

Spud Lite

Spud joke, What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

What do you call a spud high on weed

A baked potato

Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone?

The common tater


What do call a gigolo from Idaho?

A spud muffin.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Spud joke, What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Here's for all the farmers out there. Why don't potatoes make good listeners?

Because they always spud in!

What do you call a picture of a spud?

A photato!

What's a metalhead's favourite spud?

Mosh-pitatoes.

What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

You can explore spud dicktater reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean spud potatoe dad jokes. There are also spud puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols...

They use Spud Guns.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spud latke jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spud pumpkin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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