Spud Jokes
9 spud jokes and hilarious spud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about spud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to "spudtacularly" laugh with our collection of comical spud jokes. From the classic tater to the newest dicktator, you'll get a good chuckle out of this unique selection of potato puns and one-liners. Laugh your way through the funniest spud jokes around!
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Hilarious Spud Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What is a good spud joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a spud that smokes w**...?
A baked potato
What do you call a really handsome potato?
A spud.
I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries.
It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.
What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?
Spud Lite
What do you call a spud high on w**...
A baked potato
Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone?
The common tater
What do call a g**... from Idaho?
A spud muffin.
What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?
Moshed potatoes.
Here's for all the farmers out there. Why don't potatoes make good listeners?
Because they always spud in!
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