The Best 13 Spud Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spud jokes. There are some spud brunett jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spud spudnik puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Spud Jokes and Puns

What do you call a spud that smokes weed?

A baked potato

What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.

I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries.

It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.

What Beer does Mr. Potato Head drink?

Spud Lite

What do you call a spud high on weed

A baked potato


Someone at a sports event says In all of my years as a spud, I have never seen a play as amazing as that one . Who was that someone?

The common tater

What do call a gigolo from Idaho?

A spud muffin.

Spud joke, What do call a gigolo from Idaho?

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

Here's for all the farmers out there. Why don't potatoes make good listeners?

Because they always spud in!

What do you call a picture of a spud?

A photato!

What's a metalhead's favourite spud?

Mosh-pitatoes.

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What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.

At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols...

They use Spud Guns.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spud latke puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spud pumpkin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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