Sprung Jokes
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Cheerful Fun Sprung Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good sprung joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
After years of stuffing her face, my wife finally took it too far and fell into a deep diabetic coma.
After two weeks of no improvement, her doctor took me to one side..
"I'm sorry, but all our tests are indicating no sign of her ever recovering." He told me, sombrely.
"It may be time to take away her life support."
Suddenly, my wife's eyes sprung open and she sat bolt upright in bed..
"Did someone mention takeaway?"
Two wires at sea
Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
The other was stranded.
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship.
We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
The image on my 3-dimensional TV is frozen
shoulda sprung for the 4-dimensional TV
I was drinking my favorite liquor the other night...
...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.
When I was kidnapped, my parents immediately sprung into action.
They spent my college fund on a luxury cruise.
I was so embarrassed last night!
I sprung an e**... while dancing with a girl, she didn't notice.
A gardener found unwanted scallions growing in with his crops
His garden sprung a leek.
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