The Best 18 Spruce Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Spruce jokes. There are some spruce maple jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spruce beech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Spruce Jokes and Puns
What do you call a fir tree that knows kung fu?
Spruce Lee
Christmas has been a bit repetitive...
so I got a different type of tree just to spruce it up a bit
What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?
Spruce Willis.
This one's sappy…
I named the new tree in my yard Spruce Jenner. It's a transplant.
What do you call a tree with a blackbelt?
Spruce Lee
Did you hear about the coniferous Ent who carried the entire E Street Band to a 13 year old Make A Wish kid?
It's all over the newspapers – "SPRUCE BRINGS TEEN CONCERT"
Canada is a logging nation.
Maple trees, spruce tress, and indigenous family trees.
What do you call a tree that does martial arts?
Spruce Lee
A carpenter pulls up to his doctor with his truck
"Took me a while to source the right kind of spruce, but I have the stool samples you asked for"
What do you call a tree that does karate
Spruce Lee
What do you call a transgender tree?
Spruce Jenner
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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?
They all have frosted tips.
What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?
Spruce Wayne
Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?
To spruce things up a bit.
What do you call a Bruce Springsteen ornament on a christmas tree?
Spruce springsteen
Have you met Brock lee's cousins?
His vegan cousin: broco lee,
Asian cousin: rock lee
and his Canadian cousin: spruce lee
What do you get when you cross a Kung Fu master and an Evergreen Tree?
Spruce Lee
My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up
I told her she'd probably be a huge birch
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