The Best 18 Spruce Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Spruce jokes. There are some spruce maple jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these spruce beech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Spruce Jokes and Puns

What do you call a fir tree that knows kung fu?

Spruce Lee

Christmas has been a bit repetitive...

so I got a different type of tree just to spruce it up a bit

What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?

Spruce Willis.

Spruce joke, What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?

This one's sappy…

I named the new tree in my yard Spruce Jenner. It's a transplant.

What do you call a tree with a blackbelt?

Spruce Lee


Did you hear about the coniferous Ent who carried the entire E Street Band to a 13 year old Make A Wish kid?

It's all over the newspapers – "SPRUCE BRINGS TEEN CONCERT"

Canada is a logging nation.

Maple trees, spruce tress, and indigenous family trees.

Spruce joke, Canada is a logging nation.

What do you call a tree that does martial arts?

Spruce Lee

A carpenter pulls up to his doctor with his truck

"Took me a while to source the right kind of spruce, but I have the stool samples you asked for"

What do you call a tree that does karate

Spruce Lee

What do you call a transgender tree?

Spruce Jenner

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do you call a Bruce Springsteen ornament on a christmas tree?

Spruce springsteen

Have you met Brock lee's cousins?

His vegan cousin: broco lee,
Asian cousin: rock lee
and his Canadian cousin: spruce lee

Spruce joke, Have you met Brock lee's cousins?

What do you get when you cross a Kung Fu master and an Evergreen Tree?

Spruce Lee

My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up

I told her she'd probably be a huge birch

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the spruce evergreen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working spruce fir piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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